I saw something that I didn't know what it was once. Yes yes I know what you all are thinking. But long ago in my youth, it was a warm summer evening I remember and I met beautiful girl. This was in fact some years before I met my beautiful wife Laura you understand. We talked and sat under the starry sky and then as we were just gazing into the night sky, I got an idea!
Not too rushed but in efficient manner that most men who've sewn their wild oats remember, I took my delightful vixen to the back of my car and as was the style at the time, boinked. Finding things a little cramped we spread a blanket out on the grass and boinked a couple more times and with the gentle ease that comes after a good couple of boinks we drifted off in each others arms right there under the moonlight.
I woke with a bit of a start. You know what it's like when you aren't exactly sure for just a moment where you are. And that's when I saw it. Right next to me. Nestled into the crook of my arm and shoulder... Big Foot!
I've never really shared this before with anyone because, you know, I was sort of embarrassed and I know what people think when they hear these stories. However, it was long past due that I added my two bits on the subject.
Did I just say that? heh heh heh