All I can say is Coooool!

#juan

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A neighbor borrowed a large power saw to buck up some firewood. He hadn't had it going very long when I heard a yell. I rushed over to find out what was wrong. My neighbor was standing by the still running power saw holding an obviously bleeding hand. "What happened", I asked. He said, "I cut my finger off". I said, "My God, how did you do that?" He said, " I just touched that fuzzy bit at the edge of the saw blade, like this". "Sh-t" he said, "There goes another one"!....:lol:
 

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Seriously? He cut another one off right in front of you to show you how it happened the first time?

You're kidding right? Please. Say you're kidding.
 

#juan

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Seriously? He cut another one off right in front of you to show you how it happened the first time?

You're kidding right? Please. Say you're kidding.

I was kidding...I didn't have anything constructive to add so I adapted an old joke......;-):lol:
 

#juan

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whew. I was going to suggest you not lend anything sharper than a spoon to the guy. :lol:

You would be right. I've known people almost that dim....some of them shouldn't be let out of the house...:smile: