Mad dogs and Durkas go out in the midday sun.The Japanese don't care to, the Chinese wouldn't dare to,Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one,But Durkas detest a siesta,In the Philippines there are lovely screens,to protect you from the glare,In the Malay states there are hats like plates which the Durkas won't wear,At twelve noon the natives swoon, and no further work is done But Mad Dogs and Durkas go out in the midday sun.