A closet short man!!

gopher

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"men tend to challenge the big guy. They get in more fights"


It may seem that way. But trust me, as a little guy I know for a fact that we tend to get challenged more because we are perceived as pushovers.

A while ago I mentioned how I got fed up with getting picked on in school and had to carry a knife with me to scare off the bullies --- a tactic that worked marvelously! Today, if I had kids who were short, they would be marched off to karate school so that they could kick azz in the school yard and have a field day doing so. :)
 

lone wolf

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The secret's in the presentation. Git the first one in - fast, hard and dirty. If they think you're psycho, even the biggest of dumb jocks will make a hole for you to walk through....