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A transgender-looking cashier bursts into tears after dealing with a rude customer who called he/ her a bitch and told he/ her to kill himself. I just missed the altercation but the next cashier I went to told me what happened. Me: Is everything okay? That clerk just went running into the back...

It was a $50.00 share in Bitcoin. I figure it's worth around $3500.00 today. I'm a holder and I'll will it to my children no matter how high it goes. Hey, thanks for the cool gift there Bro! :)

I've tried a zillion things...but no luck so far.

I call Trump. Mainly because of foreign policy. He is seen as the bigger hammer to terrorists.

So Trump buries Harris in their debate...Vance destroys Waltz in theirs....and the pipe-smoking Lefties go to bed dreaming of Oprah Winfrey's ass. By the way...if you ever 69'd Oprah, you'd need a snorkel and a safe word.

I'm going to custom make it tomorrow. It reads... "My Beer Belly Identifies as a Six Pack" Can't wait to wear it! lol!

Trump mops the floor with Kamala and the left wing media somehow spins it all in her favor. The same media that would have you believe that Kato was just O.J.'s cute and quirky house guest...instead of calling him what he was...O.J.'s drug dealer. Does the whole world think we're all retarded??

Stayin Alive...

So my 20 year old daughter asked me, "Do you know a man named Wayne Gretzky?" I asked why and she said she kissed a boy at a Club downtown last year and then they shared Instagram accounts. His last name was Gretzky and Wayne follows him! I was floored and said, "Wayne is arguably one of the...

I think I'd go with The Kings for my end of days song...also fittingly Canadian. :)

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/python-swallows-woman-whole-indonesia/

In America, they just assassinate your character if you challenge the Presidency.

I am Sofa King wee Todd Didd.

Fun Facts about Gen Z... https://www.karenmccullough.com/10-things-you-need-to-know-about-gen-z/

Border Guard's name tag says 'John'. Lawyer says, 'Hi Jack!'...and is taken away in handcuffs.

You hear one fiddle song from the East Coast and you think to yourself, "Hmmm...not bad." You hear two fiddle songs from the East Coast and you're thinking, "I'm getting a little uncomfortable right now." You hear three fiddle songs from the East Coast in a row and you want to go into a...

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/oakland-athletics-glen-kuiper-fired-racial-slur-baseball_n_646be896e4b06749be15fe7b

This is getting out of hand. Companies now want consumers to pay their employee's salary. Screw off.

https://theweek.com/crime-and-punishment/1023555/colorado-man-allegedly-tries-avoiding-dui-by-switching-seats-with-dog You really can't make this stuff up, folks. lol!