Trump/ Harris...Vance/ Waltz

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So Trump buries Harris in their debate...Vance destroys Waltz in theirs....and the pipe-smoking Lefties go to bed dreaming of Oprah Winfrey's ass.

By the way...if you ever 69'd Oprah, you'd need a snorkel and a safe word.
 

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Two women on the Psyche Ward floor thought they were Jesus.

A patient I had befriended asked me if one of those two really was Christ, which one would I go to for guidance? I replied...

"The one with the biggest boobs." :LOL:
 
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And how come in Porn, both lesbians are 'hot'.

But in real life, one is okay-looking, but the other one always looks like Bruno Gerussi.

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I asked a passerby on the street.

"Where would you go if you thought the whole world wanted you dead?" He replied....

"I'd got to a Church".

So I drove to my nearest Church and turned the car radio on. I listened to it for 5 hours and burnt the car battery...had to call Bro for a boost. The Radio station kept inciting me but I wasn't buying any of it. Nice try...and all that nonsense.
 

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I really did have the Christ Complex Delusion there for a while.

The way I rationalized it? Well, the whole world is so fucked up right now...it kinda makes sense that the Second Coming would return as a shit joke artist like myself.

Not that far-fetched at all. The Leader of Ukraine was a stand-up comedian was he not?
 

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So Trump buries Harris in their debate...Vance destroys Waltz in theirs....and the pipe-smoking Lefties go to bed dreaming of Oprah Winfrey's ass.

By the way...if you ever 69'd Oprah, you'd need a snorkel and a safe word.
Walz is terrible at lying. He has so many tells they speak louder than he does. And Kamala. Yikes! Get her away from a teleprompter or an earpiece and she is a freakin' moron. She makes Trudeau sound intelligent and that's hard to do.
 
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