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cool what do we owe you?

don't they already have tampon dispensers? :?P like mohambie says, old enough to bleed... btw kids are carrying AKs at that age in some of those turd world countries

when then attorney general Allan Rock was rolling out the gun registry at a press conference before a crowd of angry Albertans in the mid-90s, I thought they all should have simultaneously lobbed a rock at him saying, tout ensemble, "REGISTER THESE!" and whadaya know, I still think that!

speaking of bad omens... I once attended a friend's outdoor wedding reception in a rural setting somewhere north of Oakville, Ontario, when (something I had never witnessed before nor since) a large group of vultures (about 30 I estimate as they wouldn't hold still enough to count!) began to...

not to mention the termites... I guess there is only 2 of each kind though. how much damage can they do in 40 days?

♫ so shed those dowdy feathers and fly! ♪

are they negotiating for open carry firearms like their murkin counterparts?

I guessing Smeagol has plenty other uses for 'em. :?P

it should have more rubies. how much is that in rupees?

the time is always right for a musical interlude

sh!t don't even go there!

you can have your coq and eat it too! hey, is this the last one to post wins the internet thread? make it so, #1

Drag Queen Marie Antoinette: "Let them eat cock!"

or feeding bees

so, you're gonna take the kids away from their parents when they don't want to play these ideological games with their children's lives.... and then you're going to make them pay for the lunacy? gee, wouldn't surprise me at all if people just gave up fucking altogether.

you're salty dog enough, methinks

ok, suppose for a nanosecond I believe you.... who foots the bill for freezing the best part of you while you dabble in fickle fancies?

I still think it's no take-backs, and wishful thinking, nonsense if you prefer, to believe otherwise

hmm ya mean they don't use that part to make the female bits? and what would be the cost of keeping it on ice, if they don't? and how long before someone changes their mind will their part still be re-attachable?