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    This tickled my sense of humör

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    Nekkid Radio

    Nekkid Radio I was in the ‘all together’, Sittin’ on the John, When this cra-zy urge, it hit me, Why not sing along? Sing along to all the music And no one will ever know That I’m nekkid in the bathroom With online radio! You can dance and you can hum You can air guitar and drum You can...
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    Trump Era Begins With Pledge To Eliminate Obama’s Climate Action Plan

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCcdr4O-3gE
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    Trump’s nuclear claims spark global outcry - he suggests he would bomb BRITAIN

    President Trump is keeping his eye on things now. --- DONALD TRUMP has sparked global outcry after revealing his nuclear weapons policy - with the US presidential hopeful even refusing to rule out bombing BRITAIN. By Greg Heffer...
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    Ramblings of an Old Soldier - Camel Sweat

    Ramblings of an Old Soldier - Camel Sweat copyright 2005 - murphy Ah, to be young again! I fondly remember traveling parts of the Dark Continent after the war. Things were still in turmoil back then. Europe might have been interesting, but oh, North Africa! What adventures! Modern...
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    Queen Elizabeth isn't Britain's legitimate monarch

    The real king lives in Australia. Wait until you hear what he has to say about the Queen and the UK. I can't really blame him. It's hosted by Sir Tony Robinson, who isn't a real Kuh-Niggett, cuz Liz ain't the real queen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG4Ec9nEwwk
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    'why are the british so ugly and stupid?'

    This made me laugh, and probably explains why they wanted out of the EU. The British might have been worried that a tax would be levied on them for their appearance and personal hygiene. This is from the British paper, The Sun. --- 'WHY ARE THE BRITISH SO UGLY AND STUPID?' Google searches...
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    A lasting holiday gift for Canadians: the flu

    The article suggests that it is an epidemic in the west. Have you got the flu? --- The latest national flu statistics posted Friday paint the familiar feverish post-holiday picture, with outbreaks of influenza and similar illnesses flaring in many regions of Canada. It makes sense...
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    Dude ranch owner asked chef for 'black people food,' alleges lawsuit

    100 people surveyed. Top five answers on the board. Name a food that black people enjoy eating.
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    So who's eating junk food?

    Cooked properly, babies can be quite delicious. The meat is very tender.
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    So who's eating junk food?

    I'm fond of Old Dutch BBQ chips and pork rinds. Hostess used to make delicious onion and garlic chips. Old Dutch bought them and sells this flavour out west, but it is not available in Onterrible, as far as I'm aware.
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    Carrie Fisher - Princess Leia from Scar Wars - is dead

    Carrie Fisher - Princess Leia from Scar Wars - is dead. Carrie Fisher, 'Star Wars'' Princess Leia, dies at 60 (CNN)Actress Carrie Fisher, whose grit and wit made "Star Wars'" Princess Leia an iconic and beloved figure to millions of moviegoers, died Tuesday in Los Angeles. She was 60. Fisher...
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    This just in from NORAD

    Official NORAD Santa Tracker Santa has been on the job for a few hours now. As of this typing - 22:33 GMT, Santa is approaching the Netherlands. This is why officers get paid the big bucks. From the NORAD files.
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    Fake Book Covers on the Subway

    How can you not love this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFxu9dOO4zk www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LyVVbhvStk
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    Brexit is Irrelevant to Britain’s Future

    White Britons will be a minority by 2066. They'll be celebrating Ramadan and Wo-Go Po-Go very, very soon. Can't say that they weren't warned. Brexit is Irrelevant to Britain’s Future - The New Observer
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    Perennials - Part Deux. A Message from the Editor

    Hi folks. J. Suggs Biffy IV here, owner and publisher of the Stumpville Nugget. I got this letter in the mail today. I thought you might like to see it. Dear Mr. Biffy, I'm writin' the paper because of the rang-dang-doo over to the high school last Monday. I ain't seen a protest in years...
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    Generation Why - Perennials

    This is for all them Perennials, aka the Generation Why people. Be creative! You write that blog and chastise the man...whatever a blog is, and give it your all. Just remember that you'll be as corrupt as they are, once you reach your teens (or early twenties for the slow ones). And while...
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    The Dead Dems 'New Deal'

    The Dead Dems New Deal Hi folks, Franklin Carter of Carter's Fir and Funerary Farm, here to offer you a crazy Christmas deal! We must have drank too much of granddaddy's moonshine, because, here we go again! My Sales Manager, Judah Ben Buddha, has been sweatin' his circumcised dangly bits...
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    The Snows Of Settled Science

    How long have we been keeping serious records of the planet and the weather? 150 years maybe? As good as science is, they still haven't learned the basics of deciphering the planet. Drilling into Arctic ice or extracting cores from the earth is helpful, but scientists are in the learning curve...