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    Happy Earth Day

    We should do that with selfsame.
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    Super Mario Song

    This relaxing musical interlude is brought to you by Mario and Luigi. mnipB_8Br8U And Charlie 'Two Fingers' Albo, Sammy 'the Fish' Vitri, Vinny 'Spike' Mancuso, Al 'the plumber' Franchetti, Spazzo Defrezi, several former capos from the Bronx in hiding by the FBI, Tony, Frenchy and Benito...
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    Happy Earth Day

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    Happy Earth Day

    Eye's an ex-spurt on shootin' cosmic monsters! 0W7iIxjWhz4
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    Happy Earth Day

    Earth Hour By Bert Ladouceur You may not think much of Earth Hour now, but in a few years you'll be burnin' tires in the backyard, just like the rest of us. I'll never forget my first tire fire. I was goin' to school in Kapuskasing and we scoured the roads and highway for bits of rubber...
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    Canada could be called on for troops in event of war with North Korea

    Gi-normous jeezeley bambs of your conventional type for the peninsula! Hi, I'm retired USAF General Ben "Squigy" McLellan. You can never have too many bambs. And while nukes are fun to use, they aren't nearly as much fun as countless daze of dropping conventional munitions. I like to call it...
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    Rex Murphy | Political memory loss

    Rex Murphy | Political memory loss Rex hits another home run with Ottawa's politicians and their 'political memory loss'. Rex Murphy | Political memory loss - CBC News | The National
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    Paris shooting: Live updates

    Paris shooting: Live updates What we know now: About a dozen shots were heard on the Champs-Élysées, a main shopping area in Paris. 1 police officer has been killed. The shooter is also dead. A French official said police officers were "deliberately targeted." Prosecutors are looking at terror...
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    US official: With eye on North Korea, China puts bombers on 'high alert'

    I agree with Trump. China has got to be part of the solution with N. Korea. -- US official: With eye on North Korea, China puts bombers on 'high alert' Washington (CNN) Several senior administration officials told CNN Thursday that President Donald Trump's strategy toward North Korea hinges...
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    What Are You Having For Dinner?

    Dead fish and fries.
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    Since we're telling fart stories

    In 1979 or 1980, I was on the Honour Guard in Lahr, West Germany, welcoming Prince Philip's plane. He wasn't there to visit us, and had a limo waiting to whisk him away to wherever it was that he was going. The plane landed and Phil came down the stairs. He didn't inspect us. He was in a...
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    Heaven on the Seventh Floor

    It's moody Monday. Let's unblock your bung. Unhusk your hole. Untie your tush. You get the picture. Paul's in heaven...on the seventh floor! ohW49tIdy0c Kenny likes dreamin'. dV8eT0zqP5s And Merle wishes he could fly. 24cqKEjAALg
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    North Korean missile test fails, US and South Korea say

    The more things change, the more they stay the same. The N. Koreans must need more foreign aid. In a nutshell, their test failed. Quelle surprise. North Korean missile test fails, US and South Korea say Seoul, South Korea (CNN)An attempted projectile launch by North Korea on Sunday failed...
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    Best Value!

    Best value!
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    Canada levies sanctions against 27 Syrian officials

    Canada levies sanctions against 27 Syrian officials OTTAWA - Canada has announced sanctions against 27 high-ranking officials in the government of Syrian President Bashar Assad. Foreign Affairs Minister Chrystia Freeland says in a statement that those people are now subject to an asset...
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    Not too much coming out of Afghanistan

    because, as of this post, it is 0300 hrs there. It's dark and US observation a/c will need to snoop around when it gets light out in order to access what's happening in the area. I am hopeful that we will start hearing things in about three hrs. Finding out exactly how much damage was done...
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    Ode to a Testicle

    Ode to a Testicle The doctor said it's mystical. The nurse was very practical. My friends were always cynical. I have an extra testicle. In school, they called it magical. The tailor called it tragical. The girls all had a festival. I have an extra testicle...
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    Phone call between Justin Trudeau and Barack Obama

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    Russia, Iran vow continued military support for Assad

    This is an interesting read. It is posted to Al Jazeera, which, given the events of the past few days, makes it valuable for what it doesn't say. The thrust of the article is that Russia and Iran will continue to work together "to defeat terrorism". It mentions the US strike in passing, as if...
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    Beelza Bubba!

    Beelza-Bubba! Back behind the house, Where the water meets the dock, And the algae grows green, And stinky thick. There's a small, encrusted stone, With a name that's chiseled on, Surrounded by some hoary, red stained bricks. And the name that's cut on there, Is guaranteed to raise your hair...