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Yeah, I have a funny Easter story in which Jose Cuervo played a supporting role. The cast included four soldiers, two still serving, and my most immediate family. What initially went wrong was in the morning, after I was dispatched to do the bidding of my wonderful wife and missed both breakfast...

I know people were ordered home, but these people are the epitome of self-entitlement.

I'm not bitter at all. I don't believe, therefore, I don't have any angst over God. I don't have a problem with people of faith. It's your choice, I could be wrong. It's the in the name of___ people I have a problem with. They seem pretty bitter when they're funding killing for him, or her, or...

Are you fucking kidding? Three days a week in the office? How dare you! What a bunch of self-entitled assholes. Is there a way to fire them and replace them? Useless. Pariah's on the system? Nah, I'm just kidding.

Yes, and Siamese twins, and little people, and Steve Buscemi. All genetic detours from the norm.

What if everybody supporting the region put away their fake god?

I'll stick with beer and weed. I have had a few tequila incidents in the past. :)

I'm not sure how to DM. Is that the envelope?

I gave up whisky in the army and stick to beer, easier on the knuckles.

It's 6:19 in God's Country. I'll need another coffee to build some outrage.

Strawberry blonde, then. You people.

I'll concede. It's probably his French jeans. I never owned a pair, but I know they were "all that" back in the late 70s.

Jan 6th should have resulted in jail for the Donald, but the Republicans think they can't get lucky at the prom unless they bring the ginger whore.

Psst, his adoptive parents were French. I mean, he could still be French. But he could be Scottish. :)

I don't know if he has any French DNA. He's adopted.

Really? Care to elaborate? Or do you have any pictures of PP making impressions of Al Jolson? What about reports of him grabbing a reporter's tit or ass? Did he ever fuck over an aboriginal Attorney General? How exactly is PP a racist and misogynist?

Justin Trudeau is still a racist, misogynist, and narcissist.

I swear to god, the left in Canada is as kooky as the right when it comes to conspiracy.

Same bullshit, same bullshit prime minister.