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  1. Blackleaf

    King Charles III is diagnosed with cancer

    Well that would be King William V.
  2. Blackleaf

    King Charles III is diagnosed with cancer

    I'm thinking that it doesn't seem too serious. If it was serious we probably would have been told. If the doctors told him he had just months to live we probably would have been told. But then again who knows? Maybe we aren't yet being told the full story.
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    Nine people injured after corrosive substance was thrown in London

    Dopey woke Tory fuckpig blames misogyny rather than her imports for an asylum seeker throwing acid into the face of a woman and her children in London
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    Man armed with crossbow is shot dead by London police

    A man has been shot dead by police in London after reports he was armed with a crossbow and trying to force his way inside a home. The capital's Metropolitan Police said armed officers were called to the house in Surrey Quays, Southwark, just before 05:00 on 30th January. Fatal police...
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    Nine people injured after corrosive substance was thrown in London

    This being London in 2024 I bet he's foreign and from some impoverished shithole in eastern Europe, like Romania or Albania.
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    Nine people injured after corrosive substance was thrown in London

    Children and police officers are among nine people injured after a "corrosive substance" was thrown in Clapham in south London at 7:30pm on 31st January. London Fire Brigade said they were called to a "chemical incident" and gave emergency care to a woman and two children. London Assembly...
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    The King announces return of Big Help Out

    A day after leaving hospital following successful prostate surgery the King has today announced that the Big Help Out will return later this year after the success of the inaugural one during the Coronation celebrations last year. The Big Help Out in the wake of the Coronation in May 2023...
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    Females take part in Up Helly Aa for first time

    Can't beat a bit of Morris Dancing. It's a great English tradition which goes all the way back to... the Plague.
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    Females take part in Up Helly Aa for first time

    Well it's burning stuff on dark winter nights. Wait until the spring when we have the cheese rolling festival down in Gloucestershire. It's a lot more fun and dangerous than it sounds.
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    Females take part in Up Helly Aa for first time

    Despite its Viking connotations, Up Helly Aa started around 200 years ago when squads of young men would drag barrels of burning tar through the streets of Lerwick. Many of the young men involved had recently returned from fighting in the Napoleonic Wars and so it's thought the resultant boredom...
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    Females take part in Up Helly Aa for first time

    Up Helly Aa is one of many quaint traditions held throughout Britain throughout each year. Up Helly Aa is held every year at the end of January in the main Shetland town of Lerwick up in the far north of the country to mark the end of Yule. Shetland was part of Norway until 1472 when Scotland...
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    The King to follow Princess of Wales in hospital for surgery

    King and Princess of Wales leave hospital after receiving prostate and abdominal surgery respectively
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    Chinese commies tell London pianist to stop filming in public

    A London YouTuber with lots of subscribers plays piano in various locations around different locations and uploads the videos of him doing so onto his highly popular channel. But a few days ago he had a run in with a group of Chinese commies who told him he mustn't film in public because it's...
  14. Blackleaf

    What are you listening to right now?

    Haddaway - "What Is Love" (1993) The German singer had a Europe-wide hit with this song
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Tasmin Archer: "Sleeping Satellite" (1992) The British singer-songwriter had a UK No1 hit with this song about the Apollo Moon missions of 1968-1972. In 2015, via ESA, Archer, who is now 60, sent a message to British astronaut Tim Peake during his mission on the ISS. Archer won a Brit Award...
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    Judge sentences triple killer to "indefinite" incarceration in hospital

    A judge has today sentenced Valdo Calocane to incarceration in a high-security hospital for murdering Barnaby Webber, Grace O'Malley-Kumar and Ian Coates last year in Nottingham. The judge did not state how long Calocane, 32, will spend in the secure mental unit but said it will likely be for...
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    Prince Edward meets 192-year-old tortoise

    Prince Edward, the King's brother, has met a circa 192-year-old tortoise during his visit to the South Atlantic island of Saint Helena. The tortoise, named Jonathan, was born circa 1832 during the reign of King William IV. Saint Helena is part of the British Overseas Territory of Saint Helena...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Bullet For My Valentine - "Omen" (2023) Hailing from Bridgend, South Wales, the heavy metallers have sold over 3 million records worldwide