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To quote Nobel Prize-winning physicist Dr Sheldon Cooper. . . "Bazinga."

So. . . one of Dr. Who's sidekicks and Agent Scully of The X-Files are in this? That sounds kinda science fiction-y.

"What's with all the negative waves, Moriarty?" --Donald Sutherland as Oddball, Kelly's Heroes

OK, I admit. . . I never, ever expected to hear those words.

Y'know, if Israel was smart, they'd be in "talks" with Qatar, on the them of "What will it take to get you to throw those assholes out?"

They have a lot in common. Mostly the fact that they're fucking dead.

"Same Trailer, Different Park." --Kacey Musgrave

Right. Hence, and I quote. . .

So toss together a log cabin, like your forbears. Kids these days. Damn lazy, I tells ya!

Damn. Another case of "great idea, bad timing."

Well, that makes sense, anyhow. I mean, who really gives a flying fuck what Canaduh thinks about the Israel-Gaza kerfuffle?

OK, I'm gonna run up to TO and establish a "Car Theft Drop-Off." Cuz there's no reason to break into your house at all if you just bring the car to the thieves.

You should try our system. Gives everybody the opportunity to start at the bottom. . . and stay there.

Agreed. There was a time when government funding was needed to provide the broadest possible coverage of a very thinly-scattered population. Those days are behind us. I wouldn't advise shutting it down, but I'd say "Run free, little CBC! Oh, and by the way, pay your own way too."

You should take on a real challenge. Translate Jabberwocky into Arabic.

Junk food and beer.

Yeah. . . but it wouldn't say. I used to work there.

The senile old man running for another term as president strikes again! Story Somebody should tell the crazy old coot that the hard-drive erasing software BleachBit doesn't use actual bleach.

Technical point. . . it was the National Security Council, not NSA. NSA is the intelligence agency.

We rock so hard. . .