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Give Iran credit. It's doing a hell of a job taking the heat off Israel for its actions in Gaza.

Still kickin' ass and takin' names, though.

OK, I'll accept that. What I've seen so far only mentions drones and cruise missiles.

Granted, but it seems like the coordination this time was more WWII-like. As I said, always a pleasure to work with the RAF.

I used to do full-contact lawn mowing. That was fun.

The Westernesse Biathlon! Working on making it a demonstration sport for the 2028 Olympics!

If you covet your neighbor's ass, you should ask him out to dinner and a movie, and see where it goes from there.

No worries. Tying a missile fight in the Middle East to Westernesse's hissy fit about people who choose to think of themselves as something other than the labels Westernesse wants to hang on them is pretty slick!

OK, that was actually pretty impressive.

Doing pretty good so far. Allah's Holy Drones ain't accomplishing shit. As a tactician, Allah ain't worth shit.

Of course it did. Israel could, with difficulty, whip all your weak asses together all on its lonesome, but engaging the most powerful military on the planet on your side is just smart. Israel understands that God is great, but supercarriers and air wings are more effective in the tactical...

Ballistic missiles? You sure?

Nice to be working together again, Tommy. Been a while. What was it last time the RAF and USAF flew together in combat? Spitfires and Mustangs? Or did y'all have an RAF presence in Korea?

Your lips to God's ears. I hate Cruise. I spent the entire film hoping his plane would crash.

Launch Maverick on Alert 5!

According to Israel, drones launched from Iran are approaching Israel. As the man says. . . "Let's get ready to RRRRRRRUMBLE!"

Damn! You Canadians are so creative!

Easy. Put down some chocolate near my lady. Time how long it takes to disappear. Convert the distance between her and the chocolate and the time it took to disappear to km/sec.

Worked in Vegas.

Jewish Space Lasers!