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Is it hard to walk with balls that big, Sarn't-Major?

Coulda been worse. The coulda masturbated in public. Nobody needs to see that.

But. . . but. . . we FIXED that by electing Ronnie Raygun! You mean to say Ronnie DIDN'T fix it?

I identify as "celibate by choice." The collective choice of American women, that is.

OK, all this talk of wonton trucks is making me hungry for some Asian street tucker. . .

I'm sure they'll teach her a useful trade in the joint. Maybe she can be a range safety officer.

But you can apparently force them to spend hours on the internet expressing their abject terror of you.

Well, ya gotta give Elon Schmuck credit for doing everything he can to hurt his own brand.

Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, the “Rust” armorer found guilty of involuntary manslaughter for her role in the fatal shooting of the film’s cinematographer, was sentenced to 18 months in prison Monday by a New Mexico district court judge. A jury had convicted Gutierrez-Reed in March in the 2021 death...

That appears to be the "sense of the people" down here too. Heard this morning that hybrid sales are up 43%. All-electric, 2.5%.

Not so much that they don't exist, just that they never, ever, impinge on the public awareness. Yeah, and that's kinda what many object to. Actually, it's less focussed than that. . . more a thing of "We don't want to hear it! My fingers are in my ears! LA-LA-LA-LA. Just go away! I cannot...

Shame. We coulda left Texass as their problem.

Awww. . . they was jist funnin'!

Astronomical events and human sacrifice? Well, can't say it ain't traditional!

Heaven for the scenery. Hell for the company.

I'm keeping a wary eye on South America. You know those sneaky bastards are up to something. . .

Yeah, I generally consider any "matter" concluded when I get my ass comprehensively kicked, too. . .

True. Smacking down Iran's missiles like they're annoying bugs is just rude!

Maybe he shoulda said "Woe unto the Persians, for their missiles will be swatted out of the sky with laughable ease."

Only if we can find an adversary more competent than Iran.