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    In Some Countries They Assassinate You If You Challenge the Presidency

    OK. . . you think Biden, the President of the United States, is "challenging the Presidency." Did your mother drink a lot when she was pregnant with you?
  2. Tecumsehsbones

    The prime minister is a...

    Good point. Fightin' juice can be tougher to take when ya get older and the arthritics kick in. . .
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    The prime minister is a...

    Sorry about taking you from 0 to 60 (100 km) so fast, this early in the morning. But hey, I'm sure it's good for you. Builds strong bones n' teeth or something. Seriously, could you PM me your nom de plume? I'd like to buy one of your books.
  4. Tecumsehsbones

    The prime minister is a...

    Spike it with some Canadian whiskey. That's an OUTRAGE! all by itself.
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    In Some Countries They Assassinate You If You Challenge the Presidency

    "Us people" have a marked tendency toward straight and black.
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    The prime minister is a...

    French jeans. A travesty! What part of "Levi Strauss" says "French" to you? It's a damn OUTRAGE, I tells ya!
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    In Some Countries They Assassinate You If You Challenge the Presidency

    On behalf of redheads, carrot-tops, and gingers everywhere, I take exception to that comment, sir! He's as fake-blond as your typical Hollywood wannabe starlet! The man's 77. Is there any doubt his "natural" hair colour is white?
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    The prime minister is a...

    The Wikipedia article actually isn't clear. Perhaps the Poilievres were related to his (sixteen-year-old, unmarried) mother (they also adopted his brother), or perhaps they gave him a new name. Wouldn't it just be safer to vote for Hamish MacDougal?
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    The prime minister is a...

    You're right. Pierre Marcel Poilievre soonds lak a guid Scottish name tae me!
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    The prime minister is a...

    It's in his Froggy DNA. Blood will tell, old boy.
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    In Some Countries They Assassinate You If You Challenge the Presidency

    How does one go about assassinating a dungheap?
  12. Tecumsehsbones

    John Swinney becomes Scottish First Minister

    Bullshit. They've had ministers in Scotland for centuries!
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    King refuses to meet Harry during Prince's UK visit

    Joking equally aside, it's Borussia Dortmund. Bayer Leverkusen is already a lock to be the Bundesliga champion, after an 11-year run of Bayern Munchen championships.
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    King refuses to meet Harry during Prince's UK visit

    Is he mad that Prince Harry fucked off from Tottenham Hotspur to play for Bayern Munchen?
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    Omnibus Russia Ukraine crisis

    Stupidity, shit design and maintenance, or Ukrainian action?
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    Refugee/Migrant Crisis

    Dude, if Canada is your biggest problem, your life is basically one big-ass umbrella drink!
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    Donald Trump Announces 2016 White House Bid

    Yeah, I was surprised that he compared the Biden administration to his own favorite government.
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    Pro-Palestine Anti-Israel College Campus Protests

    It's your own fault. Shoulda been more careful in your selection of parents.
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    Hamas attacks Israel

    I understand exactly what Nut n' Yahoo is trying to do. It's even do-able. Just not by him. Boy has no follow-through.
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    Pro-Palestine Anti-Israel College Campus Protests

    The Guess Who knew what they were talking about.