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Or as the rhyme goes, "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

Your prime minister cares about himself and his political career. Grow up.

Who will be enforcing this ban?

Henry V would suggest otherwise. . .

I seem to recollect you lot did a fair amount of fighting with the Continentals. . . and you eat squab.

Guess what was for lunch in the Parliamentary cafeteria?

That's the Lifeboats, right? Impressive service.

The Toxic Farts Band?

Good for him. I loved Her Majesty's reserve, but it seems like he's genuinely a "people's King."

A Hamas guerrilla and an Israeli soldier would flip a loonie to decide who gets to shoot 'em.

Especially in summer, I think you'd enjoy a Spatlese. Very light, medium sweet. Careful, it's easy to drink a lot of it. :D

Unfortunately, they're Israelis, not Scots. If they were Scots, they could say something epic like "Hae doon wit' yer clattering and whinging! This time is for all!"

What does she like? Sweet? Dry? Light? Heavy? Look into the variations of the German (or Canadian) Rieslings. . . Kabinett, Auslese, and Spatlese. Should find something pleasant that don't pack quite the ass-kicking.

Pretty much, yeah. Impurities is what does it.

But. . . but. . . it's totally vegan! Surely no good Lib (is there such a thing?) could possibly object. Kevin Vickers might, though. Nazi.

Well, the people wearing fruit on their heads (I call 'em the "Canadian Carmen Mirandas" might avoid you.

Yep, little envelope, select "Start a conversation." Make sure to spell "Tecumsehsbones" right. No spaces, no apostrophe. Thanks.

True. The right only attacks the Capitol in packs. Or rather, herds.

Yeah, but that's just the fourth furlong. Though I must say, she certainly looks the part!

"MOP?" Let me guess. . . Most Offensive Player?