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It was a special offer. "Free gas pump handle with every car stolen!"

Was it the clang-clang alarm, or the buzz-buzz alarm?

There are 435 members of the House of Representatives. I am neither able nor inclined to keep track of who the State of Misery sends.

As I told him, he talks one hell of a fight. He's in his forties. Any heroism he ever had died long ago. Now he's a whiny middle-aged man yelling at the newspaper.

Heh-heh. When it's class v. class, the cops beat the shit out of the Bri'ish working class. When it's race v. race, the cops beat the shit out of the Bri'ish working class. Shoulda listened to Dean Wormer, Blackie. "Son, fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life!"

"Extremely danger men?" Are you drunk or has your Chinese boss started directly editing your stuff?

It generally doesn't to racist cowards. It is SO WEIRD watching terrified White boys combing the internet for backbenchers in other countries to stoke their hysteria. Yeah, Cori Bush, win or lose, is a fuckin' EXISTENTIAL THREAT to Canaduh!

Heh-heh. Rent Clint Eastwood's The Gauntlet, and fast-forward to the "You wouldn't hit a woman, would you?" scene. Blackleaf, you're the country whose propensity for the Army firing on its own people is so common that it made "Reading the Riot Act" a standard phrase in English all around the...

One sure way to find out. Shut your hole and go sign up for the Lancashire Buffoons.

You talk one hell of a fight, hard man.

Oh, I'm sure they'll all betray their oaths and desert en masse to commit high treason. Why are you beating your gums here? Get to it, hero.

Yeah, our wannabes make that same argument. Why don't you give it a go? Be fun to watch, and your gene pool could use a good cleaning.

Ah. So you'll have the British Army on one side, and your rag-tag bunch of rebel wannabes armed with kitchen knives and fish-and-chips wrappers on the other. That should be amusing. Briefly. PROTIP: Weapons technology has advanced a little since the mid-17th century. The army has 'em. You...

That and they're still filling in the details of the evidence, I imagine.

And where do you propose to find an army?

I'm aware of your mindless hostility toward the U.S. and its people. I can't say I really understand it, but everybody needs a hobby.

With what do you propose to fight this civil war? Beer bottles? Spotted dick? Fish & chips wrappers?

Great song.

Of course. And Nigel Farage is PM. . . no, king! Whatever you like in your fantasy of Albion, dude (that's Yank for "mate").

Like a real green dress? (Yes, I'm familiar with Barenaked Ladies. And sometimes when I get lucky, I'm familiar with barenaked ladies!)