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More truth he can't comprehend.

Wow, you really hate non-Whites, don't you?

As long as Bobs and Dougs are safe! Just kidding. Sounds like your civil service could use a trimming. Probably the best way to do it is give each agency a number. There'll be some favoritism, but they're best positioned to know who the slackers, morons, and clockwatchers are.

I like it! Especially since "cool" is nearly impossible in Fresno. In any sense of the term.

Fire all the civil servants named Al? That's pretty mean. . .

Could be worse. In Coober Pedy, they live, work, and recreate underground. Hard to blame 'em. Lotsa days above 50 C in Coober Pedy.

I'm living (sorta) proof of that!

Well the (briefly) snow-free patch might raise some eyebrows. . .

Old soldiers never die. They just get weirder and weirder. . .

Broomstick on the throttle, remember? Set it for 15 minutes and bail out. Not exactly precision aiming, but with a nuke ya got some latitude.

Ya gotta admire his consistency. Sort of.

Why take the risks of the black market when you can buy a nuclear warhead legal as church on Sunday?

I overestimated your intelligence. I keep doing that. You'd think I'd learn.

You misspelled "Montana."

Are you suggesting they "colonized" UT?

Well, grab a welding torch and hop across the border for a no-questions-asked purchase of a slightly-used M2! Mind the recoil. .50-cals are broncs.

Shouldn't that be "Do not approaching suspects if encounter. They armed danger men?"

OK, fair point. Tie your bandana around the wheel, lash it to the shifter, and broomstick on the throttle! Or just let the dog drive.

Take out the "D" and you're spot on.

Kinda hard to man the gun whilst driving. . . Like the dumb old joke "Two fish are in their tank, and one says 'I'll drive, you man the guns.'"