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Sucks to be you. Ever consider adopting Warren Zevon's Poor Poor Pitiful Me as your national anthem?

It was a super ass-kicking. Always good seeing Tay-Tay cry.

Those trashcans ain't gonna galvanize themselves!

You should probably get that looked at.

Article About bloody time. A penny is far more useless than the half-cent coin was when we quit minting it in 1857.

The halftime entertainment was rapper Kendrick Lamar. He's apparently popular. One of the halftime dancers waved Gazan and Sudanese flags. He was detained and the New Orleans authorities are looking for charges to press. I suggest "felony free speech," a traditional Southern crime. Oh, and...

Thanks. Now I know where y'all get your political information and opinions from.

Trump would be a blowhard with a stupid TV show if it weren't for your American friends, families, and neighbours.

Did I hurt your feels? Sore-ree.

How many do Russia and Canada combined have?

Nowhere near as much as you do.

"But what the fuck do I know?" he added. "President Musk doesn't consult me."

This just in. . . President Musk has just fired the astronauts stranded aboard the International Space Station. "They can find their own way back" he said to reporters.

Cuz they're GROMMERS!

What, whitewashing history? Hell yeah. It's the American Way.

Kinda like Easterners?

Sure. Nobody hates them, or declares them unnatural, or violating the Laws o' Gawd. They never get beat up or murdered by redneck assholes. And there's no racism or sexism.

Use whatever you want. Just get on the fucking boat.

Hmm. . . move the Candians to Gaza. . . It sounds nuts, but it just might work! Couldn't make things any worse, fer damn sure.

Article I approve. Government money should not be going to religious organizations.