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  1. petros

    'Our walls are built of booze!'

    Get some of these and invite that Polish gal over. She'll fall in love.
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    US Election 2020 🇺🇸 🤯

    Xi officially becomes ruler for life.
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    Documents Reveal Canada Planned Winter Training with Chinese Troops; Canceled After U.S. Request

    Trump doesnt take shit from Pooh.
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    When Dems are in power

    No ah, a ziff. Deadly.
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    Documents Reveal Canada Planned Winter Training with Chinese Troops; Canceled After U.S. Request

    Yeah Binden does look tough and chewy. Like cheap jerky.
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    When Dems are in power

    No H, just Aaaaaaaa. Like Aaaaaaa Broooooo.
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    When Dems are in power

    Henry Winkler? Are they planning a Fonzi scheme?
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    Documents Reveal Canada Planned Winter Training with Chinese Troops; Canceled After U.S. Request

    They've been quietly buying up our mines, forestry and food. They just bought the Tanco operation in MB and now control the global supply of cesium.
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    Canadian families to pay hundreds more a year for groceries in 2021

    My avocado crop failed. Next year I'll plant cotton candy.
  10. petros

    US Election 2020 🇺🇸 🤯

    Is this how we find out Canada interfered?
  11. petros

    Gun Control is Completely Useless.

    Cuz nobody has heard of a SIG Sauer P938.
  12. petros

    Environment Minister defends purchase of AR-10 rifles for conservation officers

    Or trigger happy forest meth rats.
  13. petros

    Canadian families to pay hundreds more a year for groceries in 2021

    Yup. $3.40lb cut and wrapped.
  14. petros

    Canadian families to pay hundreds more a year for groceries in 2021

    Well, it's time buy a side of beast.
  15. petros

    TIME Magazine Chose Joe Biden & Kamala Harris As Person Of The Year

    Why not Xi Pingpong?
  16. petros

    Almost Four Years Later

    I'm not a fig plucker or fig plucker's son but pluck figs 'til the fig plucking is done.
  17. petros

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

    Shes fucking loopy.
  18. petros

    It's Climate Change I tell'ya!! IT'S CLIMATE CHANGE!!

  19. petros

    It's Climate Change I tell'ya!! IT'S CLIMATE CHANGE!!

    Sorry to bust yer bubble. He isnt Castro's. From the mouth up hes the spitting image of Pierre. The eyes have it.
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    Ford: Electric cars will soon overtake Gas

    For a car chase, the vehicle being chased needs to be quicker, faster and more agile than the cop car chasing it.
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