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Really? Really? And they want me to believe their lives matter?

Cops are only smart on TV.

Inflation dilutes debt and robs you of your savings.

Yay, more Liberal scams. Christmas in July

Amanda Lee, from Mount Unpleasant.... Be on guard or she'll shit in your yard.

It's going to be a strange season.

This really baffles me. How the fuck can mathematics be racist? It's the only damn thing we have that is truly universal, pure and static. $200M to "fix the problem"? Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmi was a Hun...

There is always bingo. Underground bingo at the Legion. I hope this doesn't get out on Reddit but the secret code to get in is "under the O 66 clickety click"

Bus fare and a cup of Joe

Being ugly isn't doing him any favors. He's not marketable. Maybe he needs a shtick? Bozos has raging asshole down pat, Musk is a goofy stoner and Branson has the big teeth and 80s hair going on. Mark of the Beast has no image or flair.

Was it coiled?

Poor bastard.

Se donde esta la gotera.

Cat Lives Matter. Underhanded bailouts. Subsidized, accessible, unbiased, racially diverse eco-friendly kitty litter.

What is there worth saving? Pictures of cats?

Someday you'll be old enough to start reading faerie tales again. - C.S. Lewis

Ummmmm. I don't have words. Jeepers.

Yeah, go ahead trespass all you want. If you get shot go to the vet.

Yeah, me and your mom go there every week after bingo.

That's quite the drawn out way of saying "age of majority" ain't it Jeb? 16+17+18+19+20+21=111÷6=18.5 "age of majority"