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  1. Danbones

    Being lazy is a sign of high intelligence

    the biggest precursor to a heart attack, they have found recently, is lack of sleep
  2. Danbones

    Being lazy is a sign of high intelligence

    ... or get someone who owes you to do it or if its fun get him (or her) to pay you to do it stay hard!
  3. Danbones

    Let it snow: Temperatures to plunge to record low

    haha cliffs plunged off a temperature
  4. Danbones

    Polar bears off the ice in W. Hudson Bay are “well fed and in great shape” this year

    Dr David Duke Phd, was just saying on a black guy's radio show, that the brown bears were interbreeding with the polar bears, and the brown ones are breeding the white ones out... It was a qualifier for his usual whites are getting extinkt line I guess It didn't dawn on him that the polar bears...
  5. Danbones

    What Are You Having For Dinner?

    but then again, there is something to be said for a little Keene's hot mustard, mayo, cracked black pepper, and field greens, and spam sandwich now and then in the fried buzzard lips recipe is it the buzzard that gets fried, or the lips, or both?
  6. Danbones

    Spam. Food of the Gods.

    Ham? It's made of people!!! (Some People Are Mashed) but then again, there is something to be said for a little Keene's hot mustard, mayo, cracked black pepper, and field greens, and spam sandwich now and then
  7. Danbones

    Growing your own tomatoes....

    they are middle sized and green at the moment here in Onterible and the damned alcoholic things...some of them are getting fried in the morning
  8. Danbones

    Is cockroach milk the next superfood?

    naw too much pesticides herbicides and preservatives and not enough real nutrition
  9. Danbones

    Global Warming Expedition Stopped In Its Tracks By Arctic Sea Ice

    It's official: February was Toronto's coldest month ever https://www.thestar.com/news/starweather/2015/03/it-s-official-february-was-toronto-s-coldest-month-ever.html Someone ought to tell those Toronto sore assed wrecks they had better slow down on the payouts say... How come we aren't...
  10. Danbones

    Global Warming Expedition Stopped In Its Tracks By Arctic Sea Ice

    ah... steel bubble no punchbacks!
  11. Danbones

    Global Warming Expedition Stopped In Its Tracks By Arctic Sea Ice

    but if you go outside globall worming will get you
  12. Danbones

    Salsa

    couldn't eat peppers till they became medicine now I have them in the garden, in pots, and on window sills , in the fridge, on the counter... in the cheese and in the bread there is something to be said for a nice beer and pepper buzz though...
  13. Danbones

    Sand sculpture of busty Cape Cod mermaid draws complaints

    Well the nice thing about free publicity is that all you have to do is mildly offend someone and POOF! instant fame
  14. Danbones

    What Are You Having For Dinner?

    oops busted! have a good night Gopher
  15. Danbones

    What Are You Having For Dinner?

    don't tell anyone saurkraut is good for them they might not eat it after you do a section of a slab of canadian homemade baked beans from the freezer bumped up pizza if midnight munchies can be constewed as dinner looks like company may also on the menue tonight nighty night all
  16. Danbones

    What Are You Having For Dinner?

    Eat it today! 30 percent off!!! Rote de boeff in the pressure cooker with root vegetables and smasched spuds and butter
  17. Danbones

    Global temperatures have plummeted more than 0.5C this year

    climate has always changed over time and always will a carbon tax is just a scam there has always been a sucker born every minute and there always will
  18. Danbones

    Global temperatures have plummeted more than 0.5C this year

    From previous eras of factory over production of cars for example around a thousand AD, to later incidents of intense hydrocarbon fueled production of plastics in the early 18oo's, Man made Global warming has dogged the human race throughout history...