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Maybe we should start our own alarmist group, and sell "carbon debits."

Feminist Germaine Greer still pummelled for ‘misogynistic views toward transwomen’ By Yanan WangNovember 3 As the debate over free speech on university campuses rages on, it appears that even radical feminists aren’t safe from the fray. Despite a petition with nearly 3,000 signatures from...

Clinton hung in, neither gained nor lost. Sanders did himself favors, looked considerably less like Doc Brown. O'Malley probably "won" in the sense of improving his position. Webb and Chaffee are toast.

I'm seeing it now. . . GENUINE CANADIAN HELPFUL DIRT It's helpful, eh? DIRECTIONS: 1. Rub on your body and in your hair daily. 2. Do not bathe or shower. 3. Delete your "Contacts" list.

Well. . . Canada has a reputation of being polite, friendly, and helpful. I'm seeing a business opportunity for y'all here.

Can we just use regular dirt?

A Seattle-area teacher has whipped up a controversy after she informed a five-year-old student that she wasn't allowed to wear a Denver Broncos dress on the school’s “Blue Friday.” The students at the elementary school, located in Tacoma, Wash., typically wear uniforms, but the...

This is Walter-level stupid. The article is long, but I posted it all for sheer comedy value. N.C. just prosecuted a teenage couple for making child porn — of themselves By Michael E. Miller September 21 Is it possible to sexually exploit one’s self? That question is one of many conundrums in...

Native American boy pulled from class over Mohawk haircut By Lindsey Bever September 19 Jakobe Sanden walked into his second-grade classroom with his backpack and a brand new Mohawk — a hairstyle, his father says, that represents Jakobe’s Native American roots. But it’s a symbol his...

The preparations are fairly extensive. The pentagram has to be geometrically perfect, and you need to boil the skulls you put the black candles on to remove every last scrap of flesh. I want those skulls clean enough to eat off of!

Harper, of course. The Source of All Evil.

Interior, Justice Departments Announce $940 Million Landmark Settlement with Nationwide Class of Tribes and Tribal Entities Ramah Navajo Chapter v. Jewell Resolves Historic Contract Support Cost Lawsuit with Tribes The U.S. Department of Justice and the U.S. Department of the Interior...

From your own article. . . "The National Geographic Society itself will remain a nonprofit, though its endowment is set to increase to almost $1 billion as a result of today's deal. That investment will let the society "basically double" its investment in science, the society said in a...

From the Dafuq? files. . . Having sex with robots is really, really bad, Campaign Against Sex Robots says By Justin Wm. Moyer September 15 Imagine: It’s 2030, or 2040, or 2050. You’re at home with your robot. It’s a hot night, and there’s not much to do. You’re feeling a little romantic. So...

Let us pray. . . Our Father, who art in Canton, Halas be Thy Name. Thy Opening Day come, Thy tuck-rule be done, by the defenses as they are by the refs. Give us this day our weekly game, and forgive us our pass interference, as we forgive those who chop-block against us (after assessment of...

‘Terrorist, go back to your country,’ attacker yelled in assault of Sikh man By Sarah KaplanSeptember 10 “Terrorist!” “Bin Laden!” “Go back to your country!” came the shouts from the other car. Inderjit Singh Mukker, a father of two on his way to the grocery store in his Chicago suburb...

Here's a proposal. How bout each country in the EU agree to take in 1/2 of 1% of their population per year for two years, and encourage non-EU countries to do the same? That'd take care of at least 3.5 million over two years.

Oh, those wacky Koreans!

We’ve ignored a reason for homicides of blacks: Look at the enemy within By Courtland Milloy Columnist August 25 When it comes to the causes of homicide among black people, there’s something a lot of black people are saying among themselves: It’s not all due to institutional racism. Few...

Vice President Joe Biden trying to remember if he put on underwear this morning.