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I'll save you a place by the fire.

The difference with science is that it corrects itself. Religion does not, and cannot.

Is FedEx?

No, she lacks the primary virtue of a blow-up doll. The inability to talk about her feelings.

University yoga class canceled because of ‘oppression, cultural genocide’ By Justin Wm. Moyer November 23 In studios across the nation, as many as 20 million Americans practice yoga every day. Few worry that their downward dogs or warrior poses disrespect other cultures. But yoga comes from...

5 people shot near Black Lives Matter protest in Minneapolis, cops searching for 3 white male suspects By Michael E. Miller November 24 Simmering racial tensions boiled over yet again on Monday when a small group of white men allegedly shot five people who had been protesting the recent...

Turkey downs Russian military aircraft near Syria’s border By Hugh Naylor, Andrew Roth and Daniela Deane November 24 BEIRUT — Turkish military aircraft shot down a Russian jet Tuesday after Turkey says it violated its airspace near the border with Syria, a major escalation in the Syrian...

Well, that explains a lot.

Royal Kona. Capresso espresso maker. Applejack. Not really. Why not? Sometimes. All of 'em. Royal Kona espresso. I thought we covered this.

Now here's an interesting one for Real Americans and Old Stock Canadians. . . Should people on the terrorist watch list in the U.S. be forbidden to buy guns? Or should young American citizens who've come to the attention of the FBI through their "radicalizing" activities, though not (yet)...

Jooooooz!

You're married. And your husband has a Desert Eagle. Thank you kindly.

Them frat rats can get through 25 million cubic kilometres of ice before sunrise. My astronomy's a mite rusty, but I thought it was white dwarf (now), nova, red giant, red dwarf, and then neutron star.

Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence, to wit, the presence of a brain.

Study: Deaths rates rising in middle-aged whites By Mike Stobbe | AP November 2 NEW YORK — The U.S. death rate has been falling for decades, but researchers have detected one group in which the rates have been steadily ticking up — middle-aged white people. Suicides and deaths from drug...

You've never been to Greek Week at UVA.

We'll do it for the children.

Well, stop! Eagle and me're working on a way to monetize this! Save 'em up for when we start selling carbon debits. We'll cut you in.

This news could save VW. "We were trying to help all along!"

That's what I meant. "And if you buy our carbon debits, we'll burn leaves, old tires, and used motor oil to prevent an ice age!"