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Good. Uncertainty is the on-ramp to the Motorway of Wisdom, asshopper.

Dude, that doesn't look anything like a maple leaf, either real or the stylized one on the flag. But it does have nine colored sections for the ten provinces and four red sections for the three territories, so I guess I'll give 'em a C+. Nah, make it a B. Wouldn't want to dent the poor...

Red Green style, sounds like.

Whimper Canada (formerlyThe Royal Canadian Association of Pathetic Whiners).

Stand and deliver! Hand over your lumens!

So, MHz drives a large SUV because "people like him" drive large SUVs? OK, we've seen your notions of science.

Whimper away, you poor little butthurt creature.

Oh, you fell for that "SUV" thing, did you? Poor lass. It's actually "SAV," for Suburban Assault Vehicle.

Twila, excuse Eagle's bafflement. Average time from purchase to first ding in Boston is about six minutes.

I don't know. If I saw that thing in a parking space, I'd give it plenty of room. Five miles or so should oughta do it.

A ‘very credible’ new study on Seattle’s $15 minimum wage has bad news for liberals By Max Ehrenfreund June 26 When Seattle officials voted three years ago to incrementally boost the city's minimum wage up to $15 an hour, they'd hoped to improve the lives of...

So, Trump is now blasting Obama for not doing more about the Russian collusion Trump denies ever happened. And teh crazee just keeps on comin'!

It's all a Great Big Conspiraceeeee by Great Big Conspiratorrrrrrrrrs to take away our MUNNY and our FREEEEDUMB!

What kind of f*cking idiot do you have to be to travel to North Korea?

which totally sucks.

Army busts another general for improper relationship with woman By Craig Whitlock June 22 at 6:03 PM The Army has demoted the former commander of the 1st Infantry Division for having “an inappropriate relationship” with a junior officer, the latest in a string of episodes in...

A child takes her own life as suicide pact shakes indigenous Canadian community By Samantha Schmidt June 23 The three 12-year-old girls made a pact: They would all take their own lives. They lived in Wapekeka First Nation, an isolated community of less...

Illinois Catholic bishop decrees no Holy Communion, funerals for same-sex couples By Susan Hogan June 23 The bishop of the Catholic Diocese of Springfield, Ill., is calling on priests there to deny Holy Communion and even funeral rites to people in same-sex unions...

deserved to die, apparently.