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e-bikes.

Ya know, if ya let 'em take unlimited bribes. . . um. . . campaign contributions, and play the stock market, they'll probably settle for no more pay raises. Works for Congress.

Corrupting da yoots is what we're good at!

Funny, that's exactly what the Defund the Police crowd is calling for. See, the "Defund the Police" never meant "zero out police funding." It's just the right wing that insists on that, half out of malice and half out of sheer stupidity.

Sounds like you're making good use of your time. And don't put yourself down. Plenty of people be happy to do that for ya.

Made me a butt-load of money, too! So, I'll mark you down as a "Defund the Police" supporter.

I know. I'm agreeing with you. So police are expensive and unnecessary. Save a ton of money and send 'em off to be mall cops. The smarter ones may be able to qualify as truckers.

Canadians make weird housing choices. . .

J.D. Vance don't care one way or t'other. And why should he? It ain't like a war in Europe has ever affected us!

Hump Hos. Howzit Hangin'. Hubert Humphrey.

Send in the troops! Both of 'em!

That may be part of Putin's motivation, but I rather suspect it's more a flame he fans to keep support for his moves up. He wants to be emperor, which means he wants the empire (by whatever name) back.

Maybe Zelensky shoulda done the crazy fat kid that favor he asked for.

Good. As far as you're concerned, he's not the President anyhow.

Be sure to let us know if you ever grow one.

K.

You have a tough life.

You got a pretty tough life.

Ignorance is bliss.

That's your only criterion? (It's the singular of "criteria." Means "standard for approval.")