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Because there are no Black Scots or Swiss, right?

Well, it would just be wrong to violate the holy canon law. Funny how it don't violate the canon when Othello is played by Orson Welles or Geronimo by Chuck Connors.

The reactions remind me of when Roger Moore said Idris Elba isn't "English English" enough to play Bond. So. . . a Scot, a Welshman, and an Irishman are "English English" enough, but a man born and raised in London ain't.

Look on the bright side. Least y'all don't have a PM with a girl's name.

Reminds me of the superhero book where a reporter asks the super Technico if he plans to take over the world. Perplexed at the question, Technico blurts out "Who'd want it?"

I presume from this you believe a citizen should be able to go to the polls, tell them his name, and get a ballot without ID?

Good news is you can still pretend it is. Remember, it's all part of the Great Big Conspiracy to Take Away Yer RAHTS!

Yep, time to wind up the Secesh again.

Again.

Who do you favor? And what party is he?

Torchy advertising for Al's Snackbar again? Oh, well. He ain't the worst of 'em. After all, it is written. . . Wop bop a-loo-wop A-boom bang bom Tutti frutti, oh Rudy Tutti frutti, oh Rudy Tutti frutti, oh Rudy Tutti frutti, oh Rudy Tutti frutti, oh Rudy Wop bop a-loo-wop A-boom bang bom...

Good thing climate change is a hoax. Imagine how bad it'd be if it was real!

Canaduh's finest.

You know most of the folks here ain't real religious, right? Why don't you go pick a fight with some Catholics, that being what seems to have your BVDs all knotted up and smelling?

They were "treating" him for "excited delirium," a syndrome that is not recognized by the American Medical Association, the World Health Organisation, or the American Psychiatric Association, and is not listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. But ya gotta admit, it...

What did he use? Big ol' vat of acid? Spray gun?

Y'all could elect Trump. We don't have any more use for him.

Absolutely. And after I killed them, I'd go after Harry Potter, Frodo, Captain Kirk, Spider-man, and Tintin! Any other fairy tales you feel a murderous rage toward, Monsieur Toit?

As weird and horrifying as the story is, that's a stereotypically Canadian end to a planned terrorism attack.