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"Going." Timex watches "take a licking and keep on ticking." The Energizer Bunny "keeps going, and going, and going." Let's try to keep our adverts straight. And always, always "See the USA/In a Chevrolet!"

Ah, "enormous." Yep, that's specific figure a body can use!

Terror ain't rational. And it's a damn poor basis for governance.

And didn't exist until Jan. 20, 2021, apparently.

I stopped reading at "communist." You might coulda made a good point after that, but I don't have time to listen to your swivel-eyed screeching about Reds under the bed.

Ever notice how when you ask a Twue Bewiever to back up their bullshit with facts, they immediately start throwing around irrelevant juvenile insults or weeping about how MEAN people are to poor, poor li'l Trump or Biden, who only wanna HELP people? Still waiting for harry's measure of "the...

"An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth leaves the world blind and toothless." --Gandhi

So. . . it's wrong to blame the crazy fat kid, and right to blame Grampaw?

By what measure? GDP? Unemployment? Distribution of wealth? Inflation? All of the above have been better and worse than they are now, in recent history. And here's a newsflash, it case you didn't get an education. There ain't much a government can do about the economy. A little fiddling...

Like the guy who fell off a 50-storey building. People on each floor heard him saying "So far, so good. So far, so good. So far, so good."

Yeah, actually, his text back to the girl's mom said that he'd do it if the playoff schedule allowed. I know, in the grand scheme of things it wasn't huge, but since we make a big deal of anecdotes of famous athletes misbehaving, I though an anecdote of one doing a one-off good thing was...

How is taking advice "not tactful?" You realize, I hope, that the Presidency isn't one person, it's an organization. Or are you one of those numpties who believe in the Great Big Sooper Seekrit Conspiraceeeee To Destroy Murka?

Meh, Brandon's more tactful. And has a better grasp of how government functions. Certainly not the one I woulda chosen though. I didn't vote for, I voted against.

Hmmm. . . who does that remind me of?

Figure they'll catch 'em red-handed cheating and award "co-gold medals" to the actual winners (Canada) but not take away Russia's gold medals? Like they did last time?

Well. . . he knows 'em. . . It's like they used to say about STIs. "You've slept with everybody your partner ever slept with."

I don't know. The Cleveland Browns are still turning a profit.

An 11-year-old girl's father and grandfather died. She's a big fan of Philadelphia Eagles safety Anthony Harris. The girl's mother reached out to Harris, who responded by flying to Texas to take the girl to the daddy-daughter dance. Story

Well, Kamila Valiyeva, the 15-year-old Russian figure-skating phenom, tested positive for PEDs. In other startling news, the sun rose and water is wet!

Try my way. I measure the distance with my "social distancing stick." It's a six-foot hiking staff of solid hickory. Remarkably hard, dense wood, hickory.