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I strongly dislike some of government's rhetoric here. If they had any sense (BIG ask), they'd say "You are free to protest. That is your absolute right. You are not free to break the law. If you break the law, you will be treated accordingly, regardless of your motives. Just like anybody...

Hoof, everybody here likes you, and the bollocking we give you is the same as the bollocking we all give each other, because to treat you differently would be an insult. We're happy when you're around. We don't like it (but accept it and wish you well) when you feel the need to take a break...

And much appreciated!

No problem. He had a one-night stand (probably literally standing up against the side of a pickup) with a drunk 16-year-old. Probably wouldn'ta been much of a role model. Whatever good there is in me is 100% due to Grandmother. Everything else is on me.

Makes a body wonder why you ain't a True Dope fan. You never expressed anything but admiration and support for men who grope women before.

Well, he's not Trump, so probably not.

Same thing here. Oxygen? Whole 'nother thing.

My father musta been either the Invisible Man or The Flash, cuz he fucked off in a hurry.

Or possibly the retard round-up?

Sure they're not Italians, like "Chief" Iron Eyes Cody?

Here it is. . . 3.

Thanks. She's sick of it in the living room.

We mostly save that for college football and basketball games. Wanna impress me? Throw a curling riot.

Well, maybe you don't know us as well as you think. More'n half the Natives (which I define as "on the rolls of a recognized tribe") live on reserves (reservations) and tend to be the poorest, sickest, youngest-dying, highest-teen pregnancy, highest-crime, highest-drug use, highest-suicide...

Can I borrow t'other next Tuesday? I gotta move my snow machine up to the cabin.

Don't know about up there, but hereabouts there's a lot of Indun activists that use lots of sunblock. Their great-great-great-grandmas were all Cherokee princesses. Fertile bunch, them Cherokee princesses.

But. . . but. . . we CARE! Actually, that's true. They care deeply. Exactly what they care about deeply's a whole 'nother subject, completely unrelated to this one.

By the time we got into Tulsa town We had eighty-five trucks in all But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf And them bears was wall to wall Yeah, them smokies was thick as bugs on a bumper They even had a bear in the air I said "Calling all trucks, this here's the Duck And we about to go...

We'd probably run a bunch of trucks hither and yon. Or maybe find some other stupid movie to emulate. Turns out we're no more creative or smart than y'all. Just a lot more violent.