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Specially when you're dead. Hard to get a good buzz on.

Age'll do that to a body. Death'll do it even more.

She don't look real good in the sun these days. . .

Are we talking about your car or your tranny "girl"friend?

Yep, a wrecked mini-van will certainly inspire mixed emotions. . .

What, and pass up a chance to knock Putin down a peg cheap? Silly harry!

Nope. e-bikes.

Sorry it's causin' ya long-term psychological damage there, cupcake.

Turns out both sides are bad at propaganda. Problem these days is ya don't have to be any good. Folk are so polarized (and stupid) they'll lap up whatever preposterous garbage anybody says.

Bleah. Please don't associate it with sex in any way. I mean, I know intellectually that sex had to have something to do with it being here, but it's just too revolting to think about. . .

Well, Tucker Coughlin on Fox says True Dope hurt his feels by calling him nasty names. . . Thought I'd give the usual suspects the chance to whine in. . . um. . . weigh in.

That's the system. Bloody silly. One's highest-earning years should be at the beginning of one's career. That's when one has the highest expenses: student loans to pay, a house to buy, kids. Pay should then taper off, maybe 1% per year, until you're done. The only beneficiary of the...

Someone once said "It both looks and sounds as though one is holding a cat under one's arm, crushing it in one's grip whilst biting the tail."

I imagine not getting the joke is a daily occurrence for x-meat. "Many people don't know this, but the Irish invented the bagpipes. We gave them to the Scots and to this day they still haven't figured out the joke." --Former Maryland Governor and O'Malley's March guitarist and singer Martin...

It's certainly no flaw to be unaware of the obscure history of failed rebellions in foreign countries. Directing the trucks is at least as complex, and more useful.

Spud.

Works for me, cuz upsetting the good burghers of Ottawa is exactly the same as hostile foreigners killing 3000 people and causing hundreds of billions of dollars worth of damage.

Sorry as well. I recently got into a very fun argument over that. The Confederacy had three flags, none of which were the flag on top of the General Lee, nor even close (I call it the Traitor's Cross). A square version of the Traitor's Cross was the battle banner of some of the armies of the...

Yep. I'm American. My ancestry is 1/4 Shawnee, 1/4 Irish, and half who-knows (probably Native). Don't matter. My passport says I'm American and my "white card" says I'm Shawnee. All either of them gives me that you don't have is the right to vote in national and tribal elections. One of...

Klan flag, but I get your drift.