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Gotta suffer for your art. In this case, seems like the suffering fit the level of the art.

"When I war a lad, we lived in a paper sack in the ditch! Our father would kick us out of bed at two in the morning to go to the first of our three jobs without tea or breakfast! Then, after three ten-hour shifts, we'd get to bed six hours after we had to start the next day!" The Old...

I say we split the difference and blame it on. . . who is the Secretary-General these days? Oh, right, António Guterres. That bastard!

Sorry, I meant your pennies are so small. Can't imagine how I made that typo.

So about the same drop as we have. Gotta do the conversions from metric to American, then account for the fact your penises are so small.

I blame Trudeau.

We're down about 70 cents a gallon (20 cents a liter or so) from the peak. How bout y'all?

But there's a shitload of cash in it. Political power too. Especially when they figured out that "explaining" and claiming you could influence natural phenomena was good for a few skins, promising eternal life was the jackpot.

I've been a bear a good few times myself. Never took harm from it. Just watch out for poison ivy and nettles.

What do you have against pigs? They eat what's put in front of them. And they don't get a payout when they're "severed."

Thank you! How does that make any sense?

Depends. . .

Oh, nonsense! I'm sure you were also toilet trained.

Son, I want you to put your right arm up over the top of your head and grab your left ear. Now put your left arm up over the top of your head and grab your right ear. Now pull firmly but steadily. When you hear a pop, that's your head coming outta your ass.

I imagine anybody who's experienced your charming personality would be happy to pay for a whole clip for you.

Well, the entire world can be happy that Billy is the elder and 'Arry the younger. Queen Meaghan would probably bring down the monarchy.

I'll trust your deep knowledge of American politics. Heh-heh. I kill me.

Well, let's see. I've lived in Japan and Germany, so maybe you don't know what the fuck you're babbling about.

Charles has done a pretty good job of repairing his reputation, but I think the UK's ready for a monarch who isn't past retirement age.

What, fail? Yep, that's normally what you do. But this one's a small step up from your whataboutery and "We can't have laws that people will break!"