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Justin Trudeau sucks the chrome off a ball hitch. Justin Trudeau sucks a golf ball through a garden hose. Justin Trudeau sucks peanut butter through a (reusable, environmentally-friendly (and filthy)) straw. Justin Trudeau suck-starts Harleys.

So. . . the conquerors treated them basically the same way their own governments did, or even better? Big shock there. A number of historians have pointed out that if your city surrendered to the Mongols, life for the vast majority of its people improved with administration by Chinese...

Show us on the doll where the mean lady hurt you.

Our "experts" decided the best thing to do with confiscated guns is auction 'em off. Try that.

Little something for the mighty warriors of Allah. . .

The armies of many parts of the world have practiced "keep civilians out of it" for centuries or longer. The code of chivalry. The Bushido of the samurai. The customs of American Natives. Many anthropologists believe the fall of the Maya civilization occurred when one local prince, in...

I hope the drone driver went out and had a couple of drinks on his way back to his nice, comfy bed in Dayton.

"Everything in moderation" necessarily includes moderation in moderation. If ya don't get a good high or piss-up once in a while, you're just a moderation junkie. Just try to arrange a backstop or two when you decide it's your time to howl.

No biggie, Harry. We know it was a shitload of cash, over a billion. What do the exact numbers matter?

The original version of that is the Pope and the Queen. The Queen says "Watch, I can make every Englishperson in the crowd go mad with joy with one little movement of my hand." She waves, and half the crowd goes nuts. The Pope says "I can make every Irishperson in the world go mad with joy...

Funny, I've noticed the same tendency among the daily drinkers.

True. If somebody steals all your stuff, the philosophical man says "Well, that lightens my load considerably."

So there IS an upside!

Well played. You beat what may have been the best women's national side ever to take the pitch. Which, I guess, makes you the best now.

Well, it's not like he could fuck it up any worse.

See? Who said nothing good ever came outta Covid!

The Russians are brutal. They do not, and never did, adhere to any "civilized" standard of warfare. Don't bother me with tu quoque fallacies. As individuals and sometimes as an army or a country, we've done plenty of bad stuff. But for us, that's a failing, personal or national. For the...

You do? I wash mine. I guess you're down to fingers or just dropping your face in the plate. Or bowl. Or whatever.

Use chopsticks. Or drop your face in the plate and slurp up your poutine.

Probably not long enough for the Texas cops to find their balls.