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I will have you know sir, that I am a disciple of the mystic guru of the HIGHLY UNLIKELY! I'll have nothing to do with those "improbable" heretics!

Excellent. They still give out peanuts in cattle class.

And I believe is still technically a regiment of the Army, unless things have changed since I did my medium-deep dive into the history of the Mounties.

Put it in your carry-on. Afterlife Airlines is notorious for losing baggage.

Well, ya can't say it ain't traditional. . .

DIS guy. . .

Do what?

Fits right in, don't s/he? Maybe we can get her/him together with Torchy and watch the fun.

These days, what with "delivery fees" and all-but-mandatory tips, it comes out about the same.

But. . . but. . . wutabout Daddy Justin pertecktin' Da Peepul from scary bouncy castles? Surely it's worth a body count to perteckt Da Peepul from DANGEROUS ANARCHISTS and suchlike lawbreakers. Or you can go with the plush toys and polite phrases.

Pourquois? Protests are supposed to get attention, right? Nothing like gunning down a few protesters to get attention, wall-to-wall news coverage, questions in Parliament, and endless whimpering on the internet. Yep, ya get after their money, yer hittin' 'em where they live.

True. Pro-protest would be hot lead. Preferably .30-06. It's the Kent State standard. Or. . . it being Canada and all: "The police line advanced upon the rioters, hurling plush toys and courteous pleasantries."

Here's another one. Credit Robert Heinlein. "The intelligence of a committee (or any other decision-making body. -me) is the intelligence of the stupidest person on the committee divided by the number of people on the committee."

Brevity is the soul of twit.

42.

As objects approach the speed of stupid (relative to the observer), their size decreases toward zero and their mass increases toward infinite. Just a theory, mind. I call it "Special Dumbativity."

Regular gasoline's about 3.50 nationwide.

It's the American Dream!

He seems nice. Let's introduce him to Foxer.

Significantly less than a state gets.