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Your upper lip's looking kinda limp there, Pommy.

I do, thanks. Still funny to anybody who has the good fortune not to be British. We know you love to eat spotted dick, Blackie. Not that there's anything wrong with that. . .

Can't see it. I'm on Windows.

It's also a fantasy. It's only possible in communities small enough that everybody knows everybody else. Some of the barbarian tribes of North America had it. Yep. Anything that scares them and doesn't comport with when they were kids/young adults, when we all know everything was perfect...

Until they discovered that it's way more fun when something other than the upper lip is stiff. . .

Start with Wayne Couzens.

Well, except for that whole "secondary to the U.S." thing. Still, fun listening to Brits whimpering.

No shit, Sherlock. Never was. Never was communism either, an any community over 100 or so.

The flip-side of that is a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested.

Most affairs do.

You don't need Italian cookery for suet-and-innards pie and spotted dick.

Well, at least we know Wendy got through another month without getting pregnant.

Pigeon playing chess. You declare victory more than the communists you claim to hate.

Runs pure capitalism a close race for a shit way to live (but a real quick way to die). Still, funny how conservatives revere World War II, the period when Britain, Canada, and the U.S. were the most authoritarian socialist of any time in their histories.

Your insistence on categorizing everybody as either "liberal" or "conservative" and belief that from that you know where they stand on every issue is fucking stupid.

I wrote CONservatives. Damn, your alleged mind, if it exists at all, is truly defective. And Castro was clearly a right-winger. Except for the fact that he was an ineffectual little turd, you couldn't slip a poker card between him and Hitler. Makes a body feel sorry for Cubans. Hmm. . ...

OK. . . to clarify, I suppose I'll have to come up with some combination of Buck and Foxer. Hmm. . . what could that possibly be? Yeah, I've noticed you work through the whole list of informal logical fallacies about twice a week, Fucker.

Talking to the mirror again there, Buck.

Makes sense. Border Patrol pays shit.

Yep, blame it on the Yanks. Not that you ever need an excuse to do that anyhow.