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Scots are fucking weird. In case their tastes in dress, cuisine, music, and sport left you in any doubt.

Works for me.

I like toast. That'd be one big-ass slice of toast, though.

True fact (obvious when you think about it some, but kinda unsettling first time you see it). . . in the Southern Hemisphere, the moon is upside down.

Down hereabouts the standard for criminal conviction is "beyond a reasonable doubt." Somebody on the board suggested that the standard for the death penalty (not conviction, just execution) should be "beyond a shadow of a doubt," evidence so compelling that the jury could find no conceivable...

Sorry. Tell your mommy she should monitor you more carefully.

Nah, most of the cost is for all the stupid stuff we've done to try to ensure "justice". . . mandatory appeals, permissive appeals, and the cost of housing the prisoner until execution (Death Row costs are higher than the general population). I like your idea (it was yours, right?) of a new...

I'll give him a break. At least he wasn't a Leafs fan.

Yeah, and if you're Hispanic and the cops detain you, you MUST be MS-13! Think Tyre Nichols was a Crip or a Blood?

Dafuq are you talking about?

Insiders predict the Sturgeon will be replaced as First Minister by a Sea Bass.

In related news, the Maryland House of Delegates has introduced a bill to re-name the state "Camillaland."

Kinda makes a body wonder why we shot down four of 'em. Maybe because True Dope told us to. Everybody knows he's a great military leader.

That's true. Normal heterosexuals NEVER hit their partners. Oh, unless they're Induns, of course.

So put a fucking immigration center on Roxham! Idiots.

"How they gonna build a wall without Mexicans anyway?" --James McMurtry, Ft. Walton Wake-up Call

Probably because they're just as much assholes as anybody else.

Scwewy wabbi!

Jew mama!

Maybe you've found your true home!