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  1. Tecumsehsbones

    Self Checkouts Now Asking For Tips

    Hmm. . . disassembly. Fitting punishment. Kinda ironic an' stuff.
  2. Tecumsehsbones

    Self Checkouts Now Asking For Tips

    Why pay a living wage when you can make somebody else do it?
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    Donald Trump Announces 2016 White House Bid

    Biden and the Democrats made Making America Great Again a crime!
  4. Tecumsehsbones

    Self Checkouts Now Asking For Tips

    Bag boy count? Oh, right, 'scuse me. "Customer-based product transportation system person."
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    Jeepers!

    That's ricist!
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    Two years into the Trudeau 2.0 Minority Term, which day will Justin call the election that only he wants?

    Pretty quick, some bright spark'd say that any law y'all passed guaranteeing the right to abortion shows that abortion is subject to legislation.
  7. Tecumsehsbones

    April Fools!! Here's your Carbon Tax F#ckers!!!

    Firewood. From their massive forests.
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    Two years into the Trudeau 2.0 Minority Term, which day will Justin call the election that only he wants?

    From my foreign, relatively-ignorant point of view, he started well. Lots of HOPE. His shortcomings in honesty and intellect started small, but snowballed remarkably. Ditto his ineptitude at negociation and consensus-building. Then Covid broke it all open. Even our inept handling of it...
  9. Tecumsehsbones

    The King meets David Beckham

    Maybe if he's a good little king, they'll let him meet Prince 'Arry. Kane, that is.
  10. Tecumsehsbones

    Netflix's Cleopatra is Absolute Trash.

    Tom Holland. Call it "Brokeback Snow White" or "Oliver Snow White Twist."
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    Omnibus Russia Ukraine crisis

    They'll be home by Christmas. Never said Christmas of what year, mind.
  12. Tecumsehsbones

    April Fools!! Here's your Carbon Tax F#ckers!!!

    My response was Al Pacino turning in a masterpiece. Couldn't pass it up. As I said in my "Engineers" thread: fast, cheap, good. Pick two.
  13. Tecumsehsbones

    April Fools!! Here's your Carbon Tax F#ckers!!!

    "No, I don't think I will." --Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman I'm not hopeful, I'm certain. In that case, we need to engineer for an infestation of politicians and their idiot supporters. Thus far the only challenge engineers have proven unable to solve.
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    April Fools!! Here's your Carbon Tax F#ckers!!!

    Engineering, man. Don't bother me.
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    April Fools!! Here's your Carbon Tax F#ckers!!!

    Net zero is a great idea, and government action is an essential part of all industrial enterprise. "Anyone who says differently is selling something." --Westley, The Princess Bride Humans would argue (and kill each other) over the Faber College motto "Knowledge is Good."
  16. Tecumsehsbones

    Netflix's Cleopatra is Absolute Trash.

    We argue about the weirdest shit. Clearly, Cleopatra's race is "dead."
  17. Tecumsehsbones

    Netflix's Cleopatra is Absolute Trash.

    To be fair, they were as vile to other Whites as they were to everybody else.
  18. Tecumsehsbones

    Netflix's Cleopatra is Absolute Trash.

    It is interesting that the concept of "race" appears nowhere in biology nor taxonomy. Domain, kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species. No race. Clearly Linnaeus had it all wrong.
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    Donald Trump Announces 2016 White House Bid

    Try the "crazy old man" defense, Rudy! You have a shit-tonne of evidence.