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A blue moon (two full moons in a calendar month) is an annual occurrence, because there are 13 full moons per year. Duh. A bright moon is actually very bad for "stargazing" because the high light levels tend to wash out the stars. This journalist (or headline writer) could use some English...

The re-match oughta be a hoot!

Well, that's all the proof I need that homosexuality is perverted, dangerous, and sinful.

I'm pretty woke today. Rolled out about 15 minutes before the alarm was set to go off. Feel pretty sharp. Looking forward to the boundless opportunity fuck up another day.

Meh, both "sides" do it. Cherry-pick the worst possible outcomes of "themmuns," pretend it's the typical outcome, and darkly hint that the reason is themmuns are all pawns of the big bad bogeymonsters (Communists, non-White people, Klan, Nazis, whatever, who for reasons of their own are trying...

Sure. Whatever blows your skirt up, Felicia.

Propaganda. Suckering the stupid.

Maher's gotten old (he's 67). He used to be a left-ish libertarian. Now he's just an old guy furious that the world isn't what it was like back when his dick worked.

I suspect that by your definition there's only one conservative in North America.

No, that's theories. Mathematics can have unbreakable laws because it's an artificial construct. A scientific theory just rolls on, gathering weight, until an unexplained counterexample arises. Then it needs modification. My favorite is "For all practical purposes. . ."

So. . . don't use it, don't want it, but hate True Dope for allegedly denying it to you? I presume you feel the same way about meth, slaves, child prostitutes, and ugly bras?

Dogs are good, but pigs are better, and bears are best of all. So if the cops resist switching over to drug-sniffing pigs, get 'em bears. That's pretty badass.

I'm glad that's your notion of sexy. Means you won't be stealing my squeeze anytime soon.

The President who pushed hard for PEPFAR was GW Bush. Kinda shows how "far" conservatism has come in 25 years.

Sure. I invented a drink that's a shot of espresso and a shot of whatever rotgut you prefer. I call it the Devil's Asshole. But if tequila's your poison, you probably wanna call it a "Culo del Diablo."

For two decades, the United States has pursued a far-reaching global agenda to fight HIV and AIDS, an initiative credited with saving more than 25 million lives. But the President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief, better known as PEPFAR, has been abruptly bogged down in a domestic political...

Oh, who fucking cares? Man's bent as a corkscrew. He just validates conservatives fantasies. You wanna vote for him, go for it. Rest of us got a future to get to.

Fuck "policies." Decide on the immigration quotas, including sub-categories, and bring 'em in. The market will respond to the demand for housing. Forget the fucking "plans" and get out of the way. Be small-L liberal (for the national government) in negotiating whatever variances on...

How 'bout a beer? Sounds like you could use a beer or twelve.

Well, if you insist on a government solution (whiny socialists), 40-foot shipping containers are less than $2000 per (real money, that is). Insulate 'em, heat 'em, run some plumbing and electricity. Should be able to git 'er done for less'n 5000 bucks a unit, move-in ready. Good enough for...