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Kinda hair-trigger there, amigo.

Hmm. . . good point. OK, Plan B. . . hide under the bed.

Be honest, for a second there you though that if Biden was gone, Jesus Superman Trump would rise from Moron-Lardo and reclaim his golden "throne," didn't you?

Meh, we got kids digging up UXO from over a century back all the time. Turns out the government didn't keep very good records of where it was stashing its boom-booms.

Most states, Virginia included, have no gun storage laws. Ergo no charges. Cuz we gots FREEDUMB, unlike you Commie Soshulists up there in the People's Republic of Canada.

I always figured St. John got hold of some baaaad kimche.

Like all fine, patriotic young Americans, from his loving parents! It's the American Way!

Run away! Run away!

Yeah, well, sorry, that's how Presidential succession works.

Damn, Jesus people are retarded.

POL. Petroleum, oil, and lubricants. War-supporting industry and therefore legitimate target. We had 'em on our list.

I was always under the impression that the security of the prison in which one was incarcerated depended primarily on those factors. Maybe Canada's different.

You WANT Kamala Harris to be President? Wow, that's very. . . progressive of you, Dix.

Is Bernardo a particular risk of escape or prison violence?

I do like a nice plate of fettucine albedo. Side of garlic toast.

On the upside, the U.S. is (briefly) aware that Canada exists.

We're getting crap air quality down here in DC, so yeah, thanks, Canada.

Wishful thinking.

Apparently not. You don't see LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ people pissing and moaning about all the thousands of movies, TV programmes, advertising, magazines, books, and other media that contstantly depict heterosexuality. But apparently in Floriduh, one mention of "gay" in a classroom and all the kids'll...

Like your mystery meat, do ya?