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    Bonnie Crombie seeks Ontario Liberal leadership

    Can she stick the landing? I'm glued to the TV. More importantly, what's a good solvent for glue?
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    Zellers reveals where its locations will return across Canada

    Maybe y'all can get some kind of medicated cream.
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    Scandal!

    Fuck, why bother?
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    Rapporteur David Johnson, Eminent Canadian

    I guess the Reds under the bed turned yellow. But there's the continuing thread of "our culture isn't strong enough to endure exposure to another culture." Gutless.
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    Scandal!

    Doubt all you like. Based on your extensive and detailed knowledge of the U.S. Army, no doubt.
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    Scandal!

    I once saw an amateur production of Macbeth, put on by the theatre club of an Army base, with a Black Macbeth. Why did they have a Black Macbeth? Because he was obviously, head and shoulders, the best actor in the bunch. Nobody commented. Nobody cared. Nowadays there'd be a damn...
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    Rapporteur David Johnson, Eminent Canadian

    So. . . fucking. . . what? For fuck's sake, they're Chinese people, not Orcs of Mordor. What are you so afraid of? Think that Canadian democracy and values will fall due to Chinese influence? I'd suggest if that happens, they weren't strong enough to deserve to continue anyhow.
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    Scandal!

    Except that you don't use John Wayne as Chinghiz Khan except as a wutabout. Or Chuck Connors as Geronimo. Or Orson Welles as Othello. Let's get back to it. I propose that in the next Star Trek re-boot, Captain Kirk be played by Michael B. Jordan. He's a fine actor with serious action cred...
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    Rapporteur David Johnson, Eminent Canadian

    I hear he was seen in a Chinese restaurant. . .
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    Rapporteur David Johnson, Eminent Canadian

    Has he been checked for Jeffrey Epstein connections? Snicker. Yeah, like a chump-change Canadian demi-politician could get an invite to Nubile Island. . .
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    Rapporteur David Johnson, Eminent Canadian

    Oh, figure it the fuck out!
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    Rapporteur David Johnson, Eminent Canadian

    So, she's happy because she's RIGHT! and everybody else gets a good chuckle out of it. It's a win all around!
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    Scandal!

    Apparently, in Disney's new The Little Mermaid, a Black actress playing Ariel is causing quite the stir. Question: What race are non-existent myths supposed to be?
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    Rapporteur David Johnson, Eminent Canadian

    I got RUF. So, could be worse.
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    Rapporteur David Johnson, Eminent Canadian

    I can do a pretty convincing fake Clouseau accent. . .
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    Rapporteur David Johnson, Eminent Canadian

    Question: How do I get a job as a rapporteur? Sounds like good money for easy work.
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    Rapporteur David Johnson, Eminent Canadian

    I would think having the Royal Air Force would be quite an advantage. . .
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    Rapporteur David Johnson, Eminent Canadian

    It's quite simple. Everyone has political opinions and personal acquaintances. Therefore, all decisions are political and biased.
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    Another School Shooting

    One year ago today, the Fat Yellow Line saved the donuts in Uvalde, Texas.