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Is the partridge in a pear tree OK?

I'm pretty sure it was the Jewish Space Lasers. . .

Sort of. Baseball, football (all types), basketball, hockey, volleyball, all the significant team sports, were designed to use characteristics of the male physique. In most European cultures, women and girls were forbidden to play these sports at all until about a century or so ago. Compare...

Brits are so cute.

Oh, I don't know. Watching men compete in women's gymnastics is a laugh a minute!

Cancel "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mixalot and put in earplugs for the wailing.

All depends on who you think domesticated whom.

It's a skirt regardless of where he is.

How DARE those Yank bastards do what I passed a law to make them do!

I've heard of drag queens, but. . . drag kings?

Hmm. . . I gotta get a job at Starbucks. Who knew they pay so well?

A new conservative hero is born. Well, dies actually, but that's the price of fame sometimes.

I don't suppose y'all ever considered keeping hands off and letting the market decide? Oh, right, socialists. . .

Good to see Engerland's women upholding the proud English tradition of losing.

You mean at Happy Ending Physiotherapy? Yeah, we got that too. . .

NO! It's science's fault when it doesn't instantly understand all aspects of a new phenomenon!

Shoulda just drunk a cocktail of Clorox and Lysol and shoved a UV lamp up your ass.

Well, it's not specifically gay, so the Church Ladies don't care.

She sounds nice.

A paragon of Briddish womanhood.