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I would like to volunteer my services as Potential Commissioner of Possible Public Inquiries. And by "volunteer," I of course mean volunteer with a nominal stipend. Shall we say a million bucks (real money not Monopoly or Canadian), plus expenses? I am singularly appropriate for such a...

Corporations are people too!

Why should oxygen be the only element taxed?

OOOooo! Sounds scary!

Violates Floriduh law forbidding people from failing to be ignorant Jeebus-wubbin' crackers. Article

"Da God damn Germans got nuttin' ta DO wid it!" Jackie Gleason as Sheriff Buford T. Justice, Smokey and the Bandit

But. . . but. . . his goal is to Destroy Canaduh! And to listen to y'all bellyache, he's succeeding brilliantly.

And the doctor's inquiry should be limited to medical factors (which includes a "whom have you talked with about this?").

Well, Touey ol' buddy, funny thing about gangs in America. If you're all there, all working together, and one of you kills one person, that's homicide on all of you.

On behalf of my profession, thank you, Mr Trump!

Meh, war's dangerous. If it ain't, you're doing it wrong.

It was probably the past-sell-by date rubber. . .

I guess that's one way to kill some time.

Funniest part is watching y'all freak out over it. Must not be much going on in Canaduh.

Doctors should be required to work 12-hour days, 7 a week. Well, surgeons anyhow. Better hope your surgery isn't the last one of the day.

Everything causes Right Fright.

Having seen government from all sides (military, employee, and having to deal with), I figure it's pretty much all the same.

Driving around in my Civic, of course!

Look on the bright side. . . at least they keep you around. Last job I left, they threw a great party. The week after I was gone.

Sounds like you work with some pretty smart people. What do they keep you around for? Comic relief?