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Best use of Naloxone I ever heard of.

Especially ones so easily achievable. Don't take much work.

I'd be dead or in prison if I did that. I thought they both worked pretty well. That's why I couldn't choose.

Translate, please. I'm stuck between "Are you fucking kidding me?" and "Eh, fuck 'em."

Good news for once. How will the Men of Westernesse handle it? Ah, well. I suppose y'all can just keep on hating True Dope for another decade or two.

Masculine, feminine, and neuter, you illiterate Canuck.

The Jets need another QB

Authorities say a major fight broke out between two groups of mostly-Black youth in New Jersey last night. The differing colors worn by the two groups indicated that the fight may have been gang-related. An elderly White man was injured and had to be taken to the hospital. The final score was...

Brits.

I'm sure Nostradamus predicted it. He predicted everything else.

You mean he said you should pay your taxes? Well, conservatives certainly don't believe that!

There are exactly three genders, and no amount of politically correct BS will change that!

I'd eat it. . . in clarified butter.

Just saying that from the photo, I see a human being with hair no longer than I've worn mine, back in the day, No secondary sexual characteristics to speak of. It was the suit that convinced you, right? Cuz it's physically impossible for a male to wear that suit.

"I'd eat my own head if you served it in clarified butter!" --Crow T. Robot, Mystery Science Theatre 3000

Which nation? Any Olympic medals? And I've seen sheets of plywood with a better rack. Are you SURE "she" is female?

Who do you reckon is the mastermind? The Lesbian Feminist Guerrilla Alliance? NAMBLA? The Chinese Communist Party?

One of the cook's failures tossed overboard?

Bartenders can smell Covid?

Should politicians be welfare bludgers?