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Yeah, and there's a reason an aircraft looks a lot like a shark. Similar problems tend to lead to similar solutions.

That's right, piss off the cranky old man with the nuclear codes. . .

A quick run through a logic book, plus 30 seconds of reflection, demonstrates that the entire doctrine of any religion is a long string of logical fallacies. And therefore something people are willing to die for. And kill for, generally in the name of a god who commanded them to love.

Same for me. Congenial, curious, welcoming people. The fish and chips is amazing.

Kinda the flip-side of conservative assholes shrieking that True Dope is a Chinese agent. No shortage of stupid and hysterical on any side.

More fundamentally, why do it at all? Is there a good reason to intervene in a suicide?

The best of it never leaves Scotland.

Of course they are. In their alleged minds, the 50s/early 60s were perfect.

He had to plan for months to run over a family? Yep, conservative through and through. Filled with hate and dumber'n a stump.

You're Canadian. You eat moose and poutine. Why can't Justin figure that out?

Eisenhower called it "the equality of dissatisfaction." His theory was that when all sides (and there are always more than two) are equally OUTRAGED! at you, you probably hit pretty close to the fair solution. See, Ike realized full well he was dealing with a nation full of whiny pussies with...

They sound nice.

And you have a right to lie. . . plain old flat-out lying, much less expressing slanted views or pure opinion. Otherwise every politician in history woulda been behind bars.

England destroyed Scotland AGAIN? What do y'all have against the Scots? They're funny!

Good. No government that blocks people has any right to call itself "rule of law." But don't be ridiculous. Gilbo was acting in his office as a government official. Of course the government will pay the money.

And can the U.S. government be trusted? Biden's a wishy-washy flip-flopper with suspect ties to China, not a steely-eyed, rock-solid, damn-the-torpedoes-full-speed-ahead American Hero like Trump!

It's a one-shot nasal spray. Ya shove it up the junkie's nose and give 'em a blast. Also injectable for people who know how to do it.

So. . . they think she was a Scilly woman?

Gather 'em up, attach cheap lanyards, and sell 'em on Etsy. "Ron's Answer to Heroin Chic."

Not in that verse. Though generally correct. In context, he was also deftly escaping a set-up question by the Man. Al Sharpton is a buffoon, and Paul Martin is Canadian, and therefore a socialist.