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Come to the Dark Side, Ron!

No they haven't. Look up the stats on police deaths yourself. In the U.S., it's not even in the top 10 of dangerous jobs.

Tucker's the best comedy act in America!

The questions I get wearing a Riders or a Rougeblacks jersey in Washington, DC are hysterical. Usually, Question 1 is "What college is that?" And Question 2 is "Canadians play football?"

Um. . . the Extreme Court weighing in wouldn't be politics, it would be judicial.

Your bottom picks in each division. Cuz that's my life. I also have an Elks T-shirt, but that's just cuz I like the logo.

Yep. Time was it was so "normal" to understand that Black people were inherently inferior to White people that medical textbooks and encyclopediae contained long, abstruse explanations on exactly why Black people were inferior. They were right next to the long, abstruse explanations on exactly...

The aliens responded "You shouldn't fuck your close kin."

A night in the drunk tank on contempt would do him wonders.

Yep, pretty much playing to the standards and knowledge of 1952. Which is about where you're at.

Quit screwing around with the language. When they're little kids, they're "tomboys" or "delicate." When they get older, they're "dykes" and "fags." How can we express our sheer terror of them without abusive language?

Why can't we just force 'em to fit the stereotypes of masculinity and femininity?

The cross-border drug traffic is becoming a CRISIS! BUILD THE WALL!

Yay! I own jerseys from two teams, one in each division! Guess which two?

I thought it was about GROOMERS!

No wildfires. It's all fake news. I can prove it.

There are no Canadian wildfires.

She really likes Danish?

Well, woulda been kinda pointless to send happy birthday drones.