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As it should be! Vive l'Acadien!

That's what I like. . . law-abiding rock throwers!

To be fair, you seem to think everything expresses our collective and individual need for redemption.

That's what your Really Old Book says. You seem convinced it's the unalloyed Truth.

So? Jesus was a man. All men die. He got better.

We have the same problem: hoi polloi using their ill-considered freedom to inconvenience their masters. Like Extreme Court Injustice Brett "Beer-Bong" Kavanaugh. The peasants are truly revolting. They smell bad and make noise.

So, it doesn't end loneliness or enslavement or irrelevance or misunderstanding? Just the fear of them? Heck, dope'll do that, and a lot cheaper!

Mating season?

The ones we used on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were pretty effective.

Makes sense. There's an absolute right and absolute wrong. Certainly makes it easier if you dehumanize the enemy.

"I don't know anybody who lives at the airport." --George Carlin

Oops, my bad. Turns out Virginia got all commie-shoshulist-librul in 2021. They're gonna have to truck him all the way to Kentucky or Indiana for his Covid vaccine.

Yeah, kinda comes with that whole "for-profit private enterprise" thing. I'm surprised they still allow it in the People's Republic of Canadaski.

It's a great place to die.

They abolished it in 2004. Looks like Cletus is in the running to win an all-expenses paid trip to Virginia!

My point is utterly beyond you, so take this opportunity to whatabout to your heart's content.

Yep. And no Canadian PMs. So I guess True Dope's in the clear on that one.

Wow, didn't see that comin'. . .

Fun Fact: When a person is tried in a Federal court, convicted, and sentenced to death, if it's in a state that does not have a death penalty, the Federal government will move the convict to a Federal prison in state that does have the death penalty, and execute the convict there (provided the...

Politician-to-English translation: I'm barely smart enough to stay the hell outta this one.