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Or as we like to call it, "Tuesday."

I'm not sure that kid had much "down." If he wasn't on the bottom, he didn't have far to go.

The mayor of Paris swam in the Seine to prove it was clean for the Olympics. Meanwhile, the US gets to choose between a grandfather who falls off his bike and a grandfather who can't walk down a gentle ramp.

Let us be clear. . . are you formally calling shenanigans? OK, let's get the process started.

Yep, and they all shout "Fuck off!" Knowing when to hang up the mask is critical to one's legacy. Probably too late for True Dope, but quicker is still better.

So. . . a millimetre is a bit less than a minute? 47 seconds or so? Metrics are SO confusing! But I'll figure it out. Might could take a few millimetres, though.

OK, make that 98% "Fuck off!"

How many millimetres in an hour?

Which one? True Dope or Kim No Dong?

Of course it could have been better. Ain't like the kid was properly trained or equipped.

Wow, you Canadians really ARE polite! Such a survey down hereabouts would be "Can Name - 2%, Can't Name - 3%, 'Fuck off!' - 95%."

What, again? We need more fainting couches in here, stat!

I have no doubt the mighty Men of Westerness grab their axes and shovels, flex their mighty thews, and have it sorted in time to sit back and enjoy a case of Molson!

Nah, it's because they're mentally and morally inferior to the Men of Westernesse.

Exhibit 28,753.

So, he's appealing something that, according to you and your idiot sidekick, hasn't happened. Thank you. Took a while, but now I get it.

What is he appealing? His CONVICTION, imbecile.

Oh, I agree with Z-man completely. But freebies come with strings.

We can spare 'em.

That's why I like Maryland. No hurricanes, no earthquakes, no tornadoes, no blizzards. Just a mite hot in summer.