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"And DON'T eat the candy bar! Or else." Premium shopping, Hoofie! Where else can you get a pack of rubbers, a pack of smokes, a bag of chips, a Coke, and a box of bang-bangs without interacting with another human being? Admittedly, the whole "not interacting with another human being" thing...

Nah, it's just plain funny. You suck Putin's dick, you get smacked around. Medvedev is the classic abused spouse.

Might as well let him play with his social media feeds. Or he'll whip out his colouring book.

Eski-NO!

The U.S. has universal military at the expense of healthcare, so it all evens out. . .

That's why we support your increasing gun control whilst loosening ours with mad abandon! You'll make great pets.

If that's not scary enough, remember that you also have a nuclear-armed, heavily militarized neighbour of demonstrated willingness to pick fights and steal land just across the longest undefended border on the planet. Sleep tight!

Makes it tough to figure out who to hate, don't it? Try my way. Hate 'em all.

And getting punched and getting shot both hurt. It's a matter of degree. Get it? "Degree?" I'm here all week.

Understood. I have no dewy-eyed illusions of reporters writing the plain TRUTH before ducking into the broom closet to change into Superman (underpants go on the INSIDE, Clark!). Just seems that the distinction between facts and opinions (or "alternative" facts) is more blurred than it used to...

Don't do it, petros! Boomster will drag you down to his level, then beat you with experience. It's a set-up!

Boomster amuses himself with the notion that a handful of rednecks with semi-autos could endure, or even survive, and A-10 strike.

Of course. And some people, usually the ones whose grasp of numbers is "1, 2, 3, many" can't understand the difference between 132F and 144F.

Diet powder, knowwutImean?

Because they freak out over sunrise, or a breeze. Democrats, being much wiser, only freak out over sunset, or a breeze from another direction.

Worse, really. Used to be more common to cite a source, even if it was just "sources at the White House." Now they just stick in opinions and present them as facts. And that's not a "sides" thing. I'm seeing it with disturbing frequency on all "sides" in journalism.

Good thing there's no global warming! Imagine how bad it could be!

Lucky guy. As you know, depends on a lot of factors. Still better'n the steel-plate crap in Vietnam. And I guess there's some value to it. The 7.62X39 mm round doesn't have the same punch power as the 7.62X49.

He is one of those rare few who have achieved so much in life that they have been rewarded with the ability to post on Facebook! And Boomster certainly seems to be moistening his panties about it.

Yeah, I took the course. Dragon Skin was the big thing in the Iraq War. I couldn't see it. Not much point in being marginally protected from glancing shots just to die of heat exhaustion and dehydration.