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  1. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    Broomstick on the throttle, remember? Set it for 15 minutes and bail out. Not exactly precision aiming, but with a nuke ya got some latitude.
  2. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    Why take the risks of the black market when you can buy a nuclear warhead legal as church on Sunday?
  3. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    I overestimated your intelligence. I keep doing that. You'd think I'd learn.
  4. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    You misspelled "Montana."
  5. Tecumsehsbones

    Pro-Palestine Anti-Israel College Campus Protests

    Are you suggesting they "colonized" UT?
  6. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    Well, grab a welding torch and hop across the border for a no-questions-asked purchase of a slightly-used M2! Mind the recoil. .50-cals are broncs.
  7. Tecumsehsbones

    2 extremely danger men are at LARGE in Alberta

    Shouldn't that be "Do not approaching suspects if encounter. They armed danger men?"
  8. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    OK, fair point. Tie your bandana around the wheel, lash it to the shifter, and broomstick on the throttle! Or just let the dog drive.
  9. Tecumsehsbones

    Pro-Palestine Anti-Israel College Campus Protests

    Take out the "D" and you're spot on.
  10. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    Kinda hard to man the gun whilst driving. . . Like the dumb old joke "Two fish are in their tank, and one says 'I'll drive, you man the guns.'"
  11. Tecumsehsbones

    Carjacking done by guy just released on bail

    It was a special offer. "Free gas pump handle with every car stolen!"
  12. Tecumsehsbones

    China-ish posts by Ellanjay

    Was it the clang-clang alarm, or the buzz-buzz alarm?
  13. Tecumsehsbones

    Election 2024

    There are 435 members of the House of Representatives. I am neither able nor inclined to keep track of who the State of Misery sends.
  14. Tecumsehsbones

    Do you think the UK is heading for civil war?

    As I told him, he talks one hell of a fight. He's in his forties. Any heroism he ever had died long ago. Now he's a whiny middle-aged man yelling at the newspaper.
  15. Tecumsehsbones

    Enlightening enrichment by Britain's diverse cultures

    Heh-heh. When it's class v. class, the cops beat the shit out of the Bri'ish working class. When it's race v. race, the cops beat the shit out of the Bri'ish working class. Shoulda listened to Dean Wormer, Blackie. "Son, fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life!"
  16. Tecumsehsbones

    2 extremely danger men are at LARGE in Alberta

    "Extremely danger men?" Are you drunk or has your Chinese boss started directly editing your stuff?
  17. Tecumsehsbones

    Election 2024

    It generally doesn't to racist cowards. It is SO WEIRD watching terrified White boys combing the internet for backbenchers in other countries to stoke their hysteria. Yeah, Cori Bush, win or lose, is a fuckin' EXISTENTIAL THREAT to Canaduh!
  18. Tecumsehsbones

    Do you think the UK is heading for civil war?

    Heh-heh. Rent Clint Eastwood's The Gauntlet, and fast-forward to the "You wouldn't hit a woman, would you?" scene. Blackleaf, you're the country whose propensity for the Army firing on its own people is so common that it made "Reading the Riot Act" a standard phrase in English all around the...
  19. Tecumsehsbones

    Do you think the UK is heading for civil war?

    One sure way to find out. Shut your hole and go sign up for the Lancashire Buffoons.