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Gotta suck being king when all you ever really wanted was to be a tampon. . .

Do be sure to go out of your way to find people you can impose your self-righteousness on.

I said. . . BLUE. . . LIVES. . . MATTER! That's an end to it. Heroes in blue. Keepin' us safe. 99.9% are good cops. Lawn order. We're all human. When the scary bad guys come for you, you'll be happy to see them. He was in FEAR o' his LAF!

But. . . but. . . he was in fear of his life from a dangerous criminal! Blue Lives Matter

I wish you as much grace and peace as you can find

Nope, we kicked them to the curb. The rest of your post was idiotic, so I will not address it.

The Shiny Hats of client states are of little interest. Everybody needs a hobby, and I suppose it's no sillier than collecting pewter Civil War figurines.

Those Cambodian BASTARDS stole crocodile eggs from Siam! Just you WAIT until the King gets ahold of 'em! How is this different from the arrant fuckwittery of prior generations?

Well, Britain disrespected the fuck out of their religion and homelands, so call it "evening the score."

Better yet, Ron, he has an identical twin brother, Scott Kelly: also a combat pilot, also an astronaut. How bout Kelly/Kelly 2024? Can you imagine how confused fuckwits like Putin, Xi, Starmer, Chucky, and True Dope would be?

Well, if you "drink" it his way, you'll take no harm. And I sincerely congratulate you on your wise decision.

Yep, that was his first mistake.

Fuck, no! The Vogons have VERY strict littering ordinances! First offence, blow up your planet. After that they get downright harsh!

That'll work. NOTE TO SELF: Increase "falling space shit" insurance in 2030.

Remember Chevy Chase in Caddyshack? Drinking tequila shots?

Punch the bastard out, Tax!

The Dems have started test-floating Mark Kelly for prez. . . Whodat?

Straw or IV needle?

You do not! I do! Yet somehow it never happens. I've said this before. "In any tax code over 10 pages long, the excess overwhelmingly favors the rich." The U.S. Tax Code comes in at right about 4000 pages.

Who was on the grassy knoll?