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That's how the Sultan of Brunei (on the island of Borneo between Asia and Australia) keeps his throne. Brunei has lots of oil, and the Sultan skims his half and pays the rest direct to every citizen. What's not to love?

I was in Toronto to see a play, and at the break I nipped into the gents', and as I came out I saw the long queue for the ladies. I announced to the waiting women "Ladies, statistically women live eight years longer than men in North America. Which just about makes up for the time y'all spend...

Great line from Aliens. . . MALE MARINE: Hey, Vasquez, anybody ever mistake you for a man? CPL VASQUEZ: No. How 'bout you?

It could happen to you. Maybe.

No, President-elect Trump was elected to the Presidency by the majority of those who voted. That comes with a number of restrictions to his alleged mandate. It's in a document we call the Constitution.

Maybe he'll work Harder.

Oddly, in South Canada, to "table" something means to remove it from consideration, putting it off until another day, or possibly no other day. Exact opposite of what it means here. "Two great peoples divided by a common language." --Shaw

You couldn't handle Grandma!

And Beloved Daddy-Poo to all little boys and girls who have sat on his lap! What's that poking me? That's something special called the King's Finger, my little subject!

Good idea. You should write to your senator about that.

"Become?"

With apologies to Lennon/McCartney Three days a week I lu-uh-uh-uh-uhv you The rest of the week Please fuck off and leave me be

I'm pretty sure tackling a naked chick has potential ramifications nobody wanted to deal with.

This is an emergency announcement from the Emergency Broadcast System. Authorities recommend that all citizens find a sheltered space, underground if possible, and assume the emergency position. Bend over, tuck your head between your knees, and kiss your ass good-bye.

To a conservative, this is PROOF that each and every non-binary person is just an attention whore.

Funny how many of those "ordinary tourists" are in prison. But I'm sure your "alternative media" will comfort you that they're completely innocent and being horribly oppressed by whatever bugaboo you're into.

Wait. . . you actually bought the "normal tourist visit" line? I know some Capitol cops who'd like a word with you.

I wish I was like you and thought anything that couldn't be definitively disproven MUST be true! But that would require hitting myself in the head with a hammer repeatedly, and I don't like pain.

Yeah, remember 2021? When the Democrats squealed that the election was STOLEN! and tried to overthrow the Constitution?

Yeah, you just wish it was 1953.